Have you been to paradise though?

I am tempted to say I have never been skiing..   I have ski'd on dry slopes & then on a crappy school trip to Aviemore..    I am told my smug husband that this does not count as real skiing 

seriously..   that one you really need to sort out asap 

Ah well. I have been dry slope skiing ... They didn't teach us to snowplough ( on account of there being no snow, I suppose) 

I careered off the edge of the rush matting, straight into the car park, where I came to a very abrupt halt.

I suppose that mignt have killed my dream of going skiing

I have never lost my temper

crap isn't it?

The 4 day trip to so called real snow in Aviemore wasn't much better (bad snow that year apparently)

hey ho!     I have no desire to go now anyway...     being older & having seen the mangled state of people coming back from their smug ski trips...    with their nasty google tan lines!     Gimme a fortnight somewhere hot & pretty anyday!

(can you tell this has been discussed on numerous occaisions in the Ditty household )

Not even when people call you Renton - Renton?

Nooooo not really

Its saint fortheloveofgod!!!

I have never skated

Moonie mate - jump in and let rip - its great!!!

I have never cheated on a partner

Make your mind up ........so are we to call you Saint Fortheloveofgod now?

Oh! Not Renton then? 

 . . . and chillax's.

I shall forgive you your confuddlement - its an age thing

I have never been ageist

I'm not confuddled 

And I'm not old either 

I have never told lies 

Quit bragging and get that chicken foot down yer neck.  

I've never been to LapLand either

I have never been involved in a fight (as in fisticuffs)

Hmmmmm - I'm not sure about the fighting. My sister and I had some scraps in our time when we were kids. Does that count?

I have never had a tooth extraction.

I have never....

Can I have a long hard think and get back to you? 

Filth !!!

you mean 'yet' don't you?

Good answer - i like that

I have 

I have never seen a dead body! 

Neither have I.

I have never eaten tripe.

I have 

and no I havnt eaten tripe either 

I have never succeded to learn to swim 

Tripe 

Looks revolting...why would anyone?

Aww Mrs  you don't know what you are missing....swimming is great fun! 

I have never been to Wales

nearly drowned and put me off going in ....  I paddle in the sea 

no to Wales also 

I have never eaten Mexican food 

I remember when I first learned to swim. I was about seven or eight - it was SUCH AN SENSE OF ACHIEVMENT - I'd been trying and trying for ages - my sister and friends just got it straight away and I really struggled. I ended up a much better swimmer than them - I was quite good as a kid. It took a while to learn though. 

My mum learned much later in life (quite a while after me) my dad never managed it.

I've never been to Lappland, skiing, have never voted Tory or the German right wing outfit.

I have been starkers outside quite a lot, I've been outside Europe and I had an affair (I was single, but he wasn't). My only excuse is that I was very young.