Nope, it was me too ... but I put all my weight on the fence as I jumped over, and the metal spike went into my palm.

So - off to A&E.

But, I was going to a party that night, luckily I had my clothes and make up with me, so I got changed in the A&E cubicle, and when they came in with the tetnus jab I was putting make up on with blood dripping down my wrist.

I had to be careful not to smudge my mascara when they stuck the needle in

Glad to hear you took life seriously and got your priorities right Rexi 

But of course ...

I'm just watching Gavin & Stacey, Gavin walked the Welsh lady next door home next door.......the terrified look on his face as she said goodnight reminded me of Saint Renton   

(You would have had to have watched it  

HA !!!! Gotcha !!!

Teeside is NOT Tyneside.

Teeside is Middlesborough and that area.

Tyneside is Newcastle and surrounding areas.

I live near the MetroCentre which is technically Gateshead but i was born in Newcastle . . . posh Geordie  born in Jesmond

Here Baz deary - have this

A digrace i would say Yoyo !!!

I know. *hangs head in shame*

I'd draw you a map but doubt you could read it

Actually, I'm quite good at map reading - as long as someone points out where the intended destination is.