House with two fractions and one bridge
Now comfortably into its second week, our relatively harmonious House is starting to show a some familiar cracks. Harvey planted a few seeds of mutiny in the minds of Danica and Rhian saying; "I hope the older ones don’t start on Mike [The Situation] about his language and stuff because they don’t understand him, being American and everything." We barely understand that sentence, Harvey, but we get the gist. Danica agreed, adding; "the amount he has done – with the cooking and the caring and people go and moan that he has burnt the pans. He’s too adorable." Over by the kitchen sink, the more mature ladies, Coleen, Cheryl and Samantha were niggling about the very same Situation. "Another burnt pan but we’re not allowed to make a fuss about it," snivelled Cheryl. "Little things get on your t**s. Ashley, who had just overheard the end of the conversation joked; "you three p**s me off ayway. Coleen tells me off too much, Cheryl's too loud and Sam cooks too much." Coleen pointed out that many a true word is said in jest but the comment went over the young Olympian's head.
We were really starting to worry their maybe a divide was emerging either side of the 35-year-old age barrier when something caught our eye in the bedroom... Julie and Harvey were getting down to some grinding. If the House matriarch can join 'em, then maybe some of the less patient older housemates will give up trying to beat 'em.
