Of course, when you eat or order in you NEVER take notice of what the ingredients are.

They are going to town on this 'Ello Ello' stuff aren't they?

Thought she was skint? Mmmmm, guess her idea of skint isn't q the same as others

did she not mean the bloke that she had her kid too? 

Stalking for 3.5 years doesn't really count!

Goodnight all!

night everyone....  

Nanight all 

That'll be the one 

Assumed SC was Simon Cowell the baby's dad is Seth Binzer

Unless you're Julie's hubbyI

I'm Jasmine'd out - see you for the eviction tomorrow 

Right, night all......let's hope Simon's got his people voting hard to get her out of there tomorrow

Mind you Vernon and Tess may be pretty busy too!

Right, I really am off now 

Hmmn..coming round now with vote to evict! Get toxic mare Jasmine out!

Day 6 in the Celebrity Big Brother UK saw saw the housemates given their  first shopping task.

9:07am Its time for the celebrities to earn their keep because today is  day one of their very first shopping task.

In the bedroom, housemates are woken up by the song ‘Big Spenders’. Julie  gets out of bed and starts dancing to her fellow housemates’ amusement. They all  cheer her when the song comes to an end.

The garden which is filled with this week’s shopping task props is revealed  to the housemates. They go and explore Coleen comments: “Oh god it looks like  we’ll have to earn our breakfast!”

Coleen reads out Big Brother’s instructions: “You have won £1000! However,  housemates must spend as much as this money as possible by the end of the day,  and the amount of money they manage to they spend today will be returned to them  tomorrow as their weekly shopping budget.” Sally quips: “No problem!”

For the first part of the shopping task, Big Brother has laid on a big  breakfast. Each housemate must pay for what they eat with their individual  cheque books; the more they eat the more they spend!

Last night, Jasmine had an altercation with Rhian. Harvey tells Jasmine: “I  don’t like taking sides please don’t put me in that predicament. Just be calm  and enjoy it. It’s draining, stop the arguing.” She listens on.

After breakfast, Danica and The Situation are paying for their meal. He asks  her how to spell ‘pounds’.

10:17am Harvey and Danica are working out. He tells her whilst she’s on  the adder: “That is sick, looks hot! When you’re doing it, it looks good!”

In the garden, Julian and The Situation are talking about Jasmine. The  Situation says: “She’s good today; she just asked how I am.” “You both live  in LA, you could hook up and move in together!” quips Julian. The Situation  frowns.

Samantha is talking to Rhian about Jasmine: “Just keep out of her way, until  it’s someone else in her firing line.” Rhian replies: “She’s a very clever  person.” “She wants to win,” states Samantha.

In the gym, Harvey tells Martin: “The best thing you did yesterday was fall  asleep!”

“I know! How did I miss that drama?” remarks Martin. Danica grins: “The same  old Jas. It’s just ridiculous.”

Rhian goes the diary room to talk to Big Brother. “I feel horrific today  because of what happened last night. I can’t help but feel bad on Jasmine. I’m  too scared to get my underwear out of my drawer as she is sat next to it.” The  model gets upset.

“Why should everyone have to tip toe around her? I don’t like confrontation.  It’s draining for the rest of the house, unnecessary drama and it has to be me  who has to deal with it. She’s this feisty Queen of the Damned.”

11:29am Julian is talking to Jasmine about last night. “You are quite up  and down aren’t you?” She replies: “It’s like that it here…it will happen to  you.”

“Maybe not on the scale that it happens to you,” remarks the comedian. “It  hasn’t even begun yet!” jokes Jasmine.

In the smoking area, Cheryl is quizzing Julie about her husband. “He was a  stalker. I couldn’t get rid of the f**ker! He asked me to marry him everyday for  11 years. He’s 27 years younger!” Cheryl listens on intently, Julie continues: “He’s an HGV driver, so down to earth and it works. To me it was emotional  blackmail! He said ‘please please if you don’t marry me I will never be married  so I will be alone for the rest of my life, please, just give me this one  chance’ and I said, ‘f**king hell go on then!’ And that was it.”

11:51am The Situation and Danica are talking about life after the house.  She tells him: “When we get out of here and I get your number I will call you  and say hey! Guess who?!” He laughs.

For the next part of this week’s shopping task, Big Brother calls Harvey to  the diary room and welcomes him to the Big Brother clothing emporium! He is  offered an all in one red zentai suit for £5. “I’m going to get ripped by all my  boys when they see this! My street cred has gone out the window! Not even a boy  band would wear this! I’ll take one for the team.” Big Brother tells the rapper  that it suits him.

Harvey leaves the diary room to show his fellow housemates. He is then called  back to the diary room and offered to buy another coloured zentai suit. He  agrees to buy and puts it on, as he wants to eat ‘apple crumble and spotted  dick’.

Throughout the course of the afternoon, Harvey is called to the diary room a  total of seven times, he buys and wears a total of six zentai suits. “You are  actually trying to hustle me! Oh my gosh, do you know where I’m from? No, I  can’t even breathe. No more.”

1:34pm In the kitchen, some of the celebrities are talking about toilet  paper. Martin says quilted is the way to go and Cheryl admits that she will only  use white paper. The soap star asks: “Have you used the cardboard roll bit?”

Martin admits that he has used that bit, and also a 10 pound note when he was  in a nightclub as that’s all he had.

In the smoking area, Julie tells Rhian: “I’m so knackered, I’ve had two  nights with the loony (Jasmine).” “What was she raging about?” asks Rhian. “Everything! Ranting!” reveals Julie.

3:44pm As part of this week’s shopping task, Big Brother announces to the  housemates that the Big Brother fun fare will soon open for business. For the  next two hours, housemates must endeavour to spend as much money on the  amusements and rides that have been set-up in the garden.

Big Brother assigns Samantha to the coin operated ice rider, Jasmine can  spend some cash on the tuppence nudger, The Situation and Prince Lorenzo can  enjoy rides on the spinning waltzer, and all other housemates can take part in  the celebrity pie throwing stand. Each time a tune is played into the garden;  two celebrities must get pied by their fellow celebrities! Julian and Julie take  to the stand and are cream pied by some of their fellow celebrities.

5:26pm Julie is talking to Samantha about today’s task. “I hope we’ve  earned enough! That cream was vile, Coleen didn’t do it…I heard her say ‘everybody would love to smash a pie in Bet Lynch’s face!” This shocks Samantha: “That’s not true, not everybody.” Julie shrugs her shoulders.

Julian is in the diary room. “I spend time avoiding intense conversations  where people want to get deep about things. If I want to look deep within myself  I will use a mirror on a stick! I try to keep cheerful…I have to avoid Jasmine  as you don’t know when there will be some volatile moment.”

He continues: “The Occasional Table is the name in my head for The Situation,  its more appropriate. He’s so dense, he doesn’t understand jokes. His image of  himself is a stud, but he’s more of an occasional table. He said today that he  thought of Harvey as a bruv, he said I was a kindly professor…interesting how  other people perceive you, I was hoping I would be another bruv!”

6:18pm In the bedroom, Ashley jumps on Rhian’s bed and asks her: “Do you  need bodyguarding again?” She jokes: “You’re more like a guard dog!”

Under her breath, Julie remarks: “It’s a mad house!”

In the smoking area, Coleen asks Samantha what would break her. Coleen says: “I think its people that could me.”

Cheryl adds: “I’m getting the hump with people leaving bottle tops off,  simple silly little tings!” They all nod.

“I can’t stand lazy people!” quips Harvey. Coleen comments: “I don’t know  whether it’s an age thing, I went to Ashley ‘clear that up’ and he said he’ll do  it later and I thought he’s not my child, don’t nag him so I said OK.”

Rhian, The Situation and Danica are making dinner. Danica strokes his back,  the pair smile.

Prince Lorenzo is in the diary room talking about relationships in the house. “The younger boys like the younger girls. I guess when you have beautiful women  in the house; boys will be attracted to them. I think Danica is beautiful, I’m  attracted to her. She’s sweet and fun to be around.”

He adds: “Could I see myself having a relationship with her on her looks? Yes  absolutely. I don’t know if she’s playing all of us, it’s a game show. I’ll see  what happens.”

In the garden, Big Brother offers Julie and Julian £30 for a one hour ride on  the swan pedalo that’s in the pool. “F**king hell! I must have been a bad  bastard in my other life!” quips Julie. “We can’t say no!” remarks Julian. “When  have you ever said no?!” jokes Julie.

On the swan, Julie and Julian are talking about The Situation. “He’s made  millions, he’s only 30, how?” she asks. “Who am I to say…I think he’s been  lucky,” he replies. She adds: “He’s ready to settle down and get married now. He  wants Danica; he’s made his mind up.”

Samantha, Coleen and Rhian are talking about The Situation. They agree that  Danica doesn’t fancy him, and nothing will happen between them as she has  recently moved in with her boyfriend on the outside world.

10:25pm For this week’s shopping task, housemates have had to spend as  much money as possible by buying items from Big Brother. So far they have spent £32 on breakfast, Harvey bought 6 zentai suits for £30, Jasmine played the  tuppence nudger costing £65, Samantha rode the ice rider for another £60 and The  Situation and Prince Lorenzo rode the waltzer spending £40. Also housemates  spent £9 custard pieing, £7 on candy floss and Julie and Julian bagged £30 in  the pedalo totaling £273.

Martin is called to the diary room for the next stage of the task. Big  Brother asks him: “Do you think you’re pretty rock and roll?” He replies: “No! I  used to be, not now!” Big Brother tells Martin that there’s a rock outfit next  to him that will help him reach his inner rock star!

Big Brother offers the actor to spend some money at the exclusive Big Brother  boutique hotel: “All you have to do is smash it up rock and roll style!” He  agrees, dons the outfit and struts himself up and down the garden as his fellow  housemates cheer.

Martin enters the hotel room and gets to work trashing the place. At the end  of his challenge, he has caused a massive £212 worth of damage taking the  housemates total spending to £485.

10:44pm Julie is relaxing on her bed.

Harvey is telling Danica about his divorce. “There’s never been one cross  word or beef, I got off lightly, she dealt with it graciously. I was that girl’s  world.” He continues: “I regret the pain that I caused. I lied to god as we got  married in a church. What makes it worse, every time I get serious with a girl  they go back to that moment.”

Jasmine adds: “I don’t believe you would have done that if kids were  involved.”

Ashley and Harvey are in the hot tub talking about Jasmine. “This girl is  trying to use me, now she’s trying to fake me. I listen ‘cos I’m a nice guy but  she’s trying to fake me.” Ashley listens on.

Jasmine is in the diary room. “If someone said to me this was a race and you  got to get to the end first, I would run for my life! If it’s about behaving  yourself to stay here, I’m f**ked!”

“These people have changed me for the better, its hardcore emotional boot  camp sort of stuff, it’s hard. They are seeing my madness and my badness. I’m  finding people are coming to me completing and encouraging me…there’s people  that like me here and that’s really cool,” she grins.

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"I have suffered two nights with that Loony".Quote of the night

Kates song is in the charts again.Fab! Due to the Olympics.

Oops .well she's worthy of two posts.

my favourite female singer i love her!