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Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:

Come home to me Lorenzo, i wont kick off at you 

*locks Bethni in the attic and chucks key in the nearest pond*

Oh good i'll just let down my hair when my Prince rides up

* climbs to the attic with a pair of very long shears*

I had visions of Shrek there 

Bethni
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:

Come home to me Lorenzo, i wont kick off at you 

*locks Bethni in the attic and chucks key in the nearest pond*

Oh good i'll just let down my hair when my Prince rides up

* climbs to the attic with a pair of very long shears*

I had visions of Shrek there 

How very dare you ( that's where i got it from)

Kaytee
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Skylark24:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Skylark24:

 What a cow that Jasmine is, how dare she pour the diet coke down the sink.  Selfish horrible woman 

You hold her, I'll smack her one.

  

S'okay, it's a virtual smack. In RL, I'm a wimp.

She is about 5 stone, i wouldnt hit her, would probably kill her!

I could huff and puff and blow her down.

FM
Originally Posted by Baz:
Lol... I had to get my granddaughter to help me up the other day .... I knelt down to get something off the bottom shelf in Boots She thought it was hilarious

I have a 15ft blow up Santa who stands proudly just outside my front door every xmas.... last yr one of his lights inside blew so i unzipped the fastening at his bum and climbed in to fix it.... he started deflating over me be when i filled his hole he just sort of waved in the breeze.... i heard laughing and when i peeked out my postman was pee-ing himself at the side of the building, i must have looked nuts or desperate 

Anyway..... since then, ive had a bad knee and cant straighten properly

Bethni
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Lol... I had to get my granddaughter to help me up the other day .... I knelt down to get something off the bottom shelf in Boots She thought it was hilarious

I have a 15ft blow up Santa who stands proudly just outside my front door every xmas.... last yr one of his lights inside blew so i unzipped the fastening at his bum and climbed in to fix it.... he started deflating over me be when i filled his hole he just sort of waved in the breeze.... i heard laughing and when i peeked out my postman was pee-ing himself at the side of the building, i must have looked nuts or desperate 

Anyway..... since then, ive had a bad knee and cant straighten properly

ROFL Bethni, I signed back in to reply to this post. This is on a par with the time you were molested by a primate.

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Lol... I had to get my granddaughter to help me up the other day .... I knelt down to get something off the bottom shelf in Boots She thought it was hilarious

I have a 15ft blow up Santa who stands proudly just outside my front door every xmas.... last yr one of his lights inside blew so i unzipped the fastening at his bum and climbed in to fix it.... he started deflating over me be when i filled his hole he just sort of waved in the breeze.... i heard laughing and when i peeked out my postman was pee-ing himself at the side of the building, i must have looked nuts or desperate 

Anyway..... since then, ive had a bad knee and cant straighten properly

You are so a Clary Fairy 

Cosmopolitan
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:

11.23pm: Danica's attempt to console Jasmine, who's just come out of the DR, has been interpreted as an attack.Yikes

She's obviously pee'd off and no one can console her. Leave her to it I say 

11.34pm: "Well... you'll at least be trending on Twitter" Julian assures a devastated, nominated Jasmine. She was too

FM
Originally Posted by erinp:

11.34pm: "Well... you'll at least be trending on Twitter" Julian assures a devastated, nominated Jasmine. She was too

Go Julian!

 

I haven't seen much as I've been too tired. At first I thought maybe Rhian should go, but after reading a bit about what Jasmine's been doing, I'm on the 'Kick Jasmine out' team.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

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