welcome Toffekins, Duchess and Lizzie 
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Hi and welcome Duchess. *curtseys*
Yogi 
you've never once dipped your knee for me.... *hufficates* 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Hi and welcome Duchess. *curtseys*
Yogi
you've never once dipped your knee for me.... *hufficates*
Just for you, Dame.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Just for you, Dame.
*now that's more like it* 
"Hufficates" fab word
Welcome all
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Just for you, Dame.
*now that's more like it*
Right, can you help me up now, please? My dodgy hip has clicked and I'm stuck!
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Right, can you help me up now, please? My dodgy hip has clicked and I'm stuck!
*here you go Yogi, Baz's zimmer* 
goes to hide 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Right, can you help me up now, please? My dodgy hip has clicked and I'm stuck!
*here you go Yogi, Baz's zimmer*
goes to hide
You better run like the wind!
You all might have a better chance if Baz doesn't have her zimmer
good thinking you two
Originally Posted by Toffeekins:
introduced myself already but haven't been able to post much. Can't reply on my lappy when BB is on and occasionally post next day when on my pc but most times the moment has passed for what I was going to say 
Hi, just post anyway ! Who is your fav at the moment in BB. hard question i know !
Oooo, just seen this. Yeah, just join in Toffee
Yes Toffeekins. Just post any senile drunken old stuff like I do!
Thanks for the welcomes since I was last in, everybody!
So very hard mmmmm Adam lol
Originally Posted by Skylark24:
Originally Posted by Toffeekins:
introduced myself already but haven't been able to post much. Can't reply on my lappy when BB is on and occasionally post next day when on my pc but most times the moment has passed for what I was going to say
Hi, just post anyway ! Who is your fav at the moment in BB. hard question i know !
I like Adam too Toffeekins
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
welcome Toffekins, Duchess and Lizzie
Thank you Dame. I have a song in my head now. I shall ask my husband, Alfonso, to search the iPod for the South Pacific soundtrack 
Fitzy! Look how hot that Corin's gang have made me look!
You lot had better hold on tight to your husbands now Lizzie's in town!!!
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Thank you Dame. I have a song in my head now. I shall ask my husband, Alfonso, to search the iPod for the South Pacific soundtrack
Its nice to have another titled lady on the forum...
Two of a kind eh. Kindred spirits
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Two of a kind eh. Kindred spirits
Its great to see the upper classes dropping in....
I always thought 'Governor' would suit me as a title.
I love Lizzie Birdsworth, definitely my favourite character from Prisoner Cell Block H. Did you know she (the actress Sheila Florence) was also in Mad Max.
Watch out for Vinegar Tits though Lizzie.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
I always thought 'Governor' would suit me as a title.
shame you only made the scrubber
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I love Lizzie Birdsworth, definitely my favourite character from Prisoner Cell Block H. Did you know she (the actress Sheila Florence) was also in Mad Max.
Watch out for Vinegar Tits though Lizzie.
Yes. I played Tina Turner in that.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
I always thought 'Governor' would suit me as a title.
shame you only made the scrubber
Uncalled for. Respect your elders ya bloody drongo.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I love Lizzie Birdsworth, definitely my favourite character from Prisoner Cell Block H. Did you know she (the actress Sheila Florence) was also in Mad Max.
Watch out for Vinegar Tits though Lizzie.
Yes. I played Tina Turner in that.
You were simply the best.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
You were simply the best.
Still am!
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
shame you only made the scrubber
Uncalled for. Respect your elders ya bloody drongo.
But it was true, or did you make the laundry?
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
shame you only made the scrubber
Uncalled for. Respect your elders ya bloody drongo.
But it was true, or did you make the laundry?
Drier duty, you flamin' galah! 
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Fitzy! Look how hot that Corin's gang have made me look!
You lot had better hold on tight to your husbands now Lizzie's in town!!!
Santa Maria 
What a transformation! My husband, Alfonso, has suggested I get the business card of the Corins.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
But it was true, or did you make the laundry?
Drier duty, you flamin' galah!
I apologise, I hadn't realised you made it that far up....
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Fitzy! Look how hot that Corin's gang have made me look!
You lot had better hold on tight to your husbands now Lizzie's in town!!!
Santa Maria What a transformation! My husband, Alfonso, has suggested I get the business card of the Corins.
I wonder if they might be able to plump up the apples of your cheeks a little?
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
But it was true, or did you make the laundry?
Drier duty, you flamin' galah!
I apologise, I hadn't realised you made it that far up....
I was head cook at the sheep shearing station until 1947. But that was on the outside. And things were different then.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
I was head cook at the sheep shearing station until 1947. But that was on the outside. And things were different then.
wow.....the Lizzie Ramsey of mutton well done 
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Fitzy! Look how hot that Corin's gang have made me look!
You lot had better hold on tight to your husbands now Lizzie's in town!!!
Santa Maria What a transformation! My husband, Alfonso, has suggested I get the business card of the Corins.
I wonder if they might be able to plump up the apples of your cheeks a little?
There's nothing we can't do
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
wow.....the Lizzie Ramsey of mutton well done
Thanks. I can do a lovely sour grape sauce to go along with it, if you'd like.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Thanks. I can do a lovely sour grape sauce to go along with it, if you'd like.
I think I'll pass on the sour grapes
Wise decision after the prune juice.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
You were simply the best.
Still am!
I imagine you are
I am sorry for the delay. There was a little accident while Consuela was wheeling out the commode. Everything is fine now.
Yes, I would love some more definition to the cheeks on my face. My husband, Alfonso, has suggested some radical new treatment from Shanghai that involves ping-pong balls and blu tac. I'm not the best long haul traveller at the moment (see above about the commode) so it would be nice to get it done in Europe.