Two weeks offa work for me 
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Go Muffles 
Got any plans?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Way to go Muf 
Enjoy it 
Enjoy it
Oh......so HE's allowed to mention holidays without being put on the naughty step? 
Enjoy your hols Muffles 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Go Muffles
Got any plans?
Not really but I think Mrs Muf has plans... and I guess they involve me working like a dog 
The loft has been mentioned and the garden
No rest for the wretched eh? 
Way to go Mufster...all we need is some sign of summer up here and you've cracked it
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Way to go Muf Enjoy it
Enjoy it
Oh......so HE's allowed to mention holidays without being put on the naughty step?
Enjoy your hols Muffles
Yeah but I don't get like eight months a year though 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Way to go Mufster...all we need is some sign of summer up here and you've cracked it
It's been fab down here, I've been sunbathing topless in the garden (all other occupants were out!).
You should have seen my sons face when I told him!!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Way to go Mufster...all we need is some sign of summer up here and you've cracked it
If it rains I'm stuck in the loft, if not I'm gardening
I wanna go back to work already
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
If it rains I'm stuck in the loft, if not I'm gardening
I wanna go back to work already
Well you would have had my sympathy had it not been for the 8 months comment. 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Way to go Mufster...all we need is some sign of summer up here and you've cracked it
It's been fab down here, I've been sunbathing topless in the garden (all other occupants were out!).
You should have seen my sons face when I told him!!
Hope you had some factor 50 on your unmentionables
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
If it rains I'm stuck in the loft, if not I'm gardening
I wanna go back to work already
Well you would have had my sympathy had it not been for the 8 months comment.
Is that the norty step for me? 
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Way to go Mufster...all we need is some sign of summer up here and you've cracked it
It's been fab down here, I've been sunbathing topless in the garden (all other occupants were out!).
You should have seen my sons face when I told him!!
Hope you had some factor 50 on your unmentionables
yup, he looked like that!<<<<<
and yes, I did
Enjoy your hols Muffman, hope you get some sun
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Is that the norty step for me?
It would be....but I have a feeling you would like it too much
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Is that the norty step for me?
It would be....but I have a feeling you would like it too much
Moi? 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
It's been fab down here, I've been sunbathing topless in the garden (all other occupants were out!).
You should have seen my sons face when I told him!!
slapper
I'd be happy to take my jacket off Rexi
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
If it rains I'm stuck in the loft, if not I'm gardening
I wanna go back to work already
ermm the odds are stacked against us Muf
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
It's been fab down here, I've been sunbathing topless in the garden (all other occupants were out!).
You should have seen my sons face when I told him!!
slapper
I'd be happy to take my jacket off Rexi
If you've got it, flaunt it (after first checking that the rest of the fam are out!!)
Originally Posted by Rexi:
If you've got it, flaunt it (after first checking that the rest of the fam are out!!)
I'd have white patches over my kneecaps
Enjoy 
Originally Posted by erinp:
Enjoy
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
If it rains I'm stuck in the loft, if not I'm gardening
I wanna go back to work already
ermm the odds are stacked against us Muf
Tis truly grimm oop north
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
ermm the odds are stacked against us Muf
Tis truly grimm oop north
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
ermm the odds are stacked against us Muf
Tis truly grimm oop north
Them soft southerners don't know they are born 
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
ermm the odds are stacked against us Muf
Tis truly grimm oop north
Them soft southerners don't know they are born
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside
I'm currently under a duvet and the moths are trying to share it
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside
I'm currently under a duvet and the moths are trying to share it
Babe
I hope you get some of this heat soon, it is soooo loverly!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside
I'm currently under a duvet and the moths are trying to share it
I'm currently thinking about sand bagging the doors
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside
I'm currently under a duvet and the moths are trying to share it
I'm currently thinking about sand bagging the doors
I'm sure it's allowed amongst consenting adults
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside
I'm currently under a duvet and the moths are trying to share it
I'm currently thinking about sand bagging the doors
I'm sure it's allowed amongst consenting adults
Now my minds in the gutter with yours and I mean't.........
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside
Exactly ...at least butterflies are pretty
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I am currently being bombarded by the biggest moth in the world (could it be a bat?) on account of the patio doors still being open, e erything has it's downside
I'm currently under a duvet and the moths are trying to share it
I'm currently thinking about sand bagging the doors
I'm sure it's allowed amongst consenting adults
Now my minds in the gutter with yours and I mean't.........
Welcome to my world xxx
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Exactly ...at least butterflies are pretty
They're only pretty on the top! Totally moth style ugly underneath. Fake little buggers
I still prefer a butterfly to a moth though.....if I really really had to choose!
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Exactly ...at least butterflies are pretty
They're only pretty on the top! Totally moth style ugly underneath. Fake little buggers
I still prefer a butterfly to a moth though.....if I really really had to choose!
Ahhhh, it is truly summer ... The bug zapper has just claimed it's first victim 
How's your first week been, Muffman?
He's still flicking through his old porn mags in the loft.