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Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:

It's about time they had a basic budget.

 

The outsiders better not use this fail to nom Luke A and Adam.

 

LukeA/ Adam/Deana /Lauren are the outsiders

The cool gang dont need an excuse to go for Adam and LukeA

I meant the insiders.

 

I know

FM

Day 38: Rules really are for fools

1 hour ago

The housemates have been fairly terrible at following Big Brother’s main rules so far, so we can’t say we expected much from them when this week’s shopping task introduced another ten million on top of them.

They’ve had to swim in a dingy, avoid boring each other to death and dress up as human cigarettes, but did they do it well enough?

The answer is... no.

We can exclusively reveal that the housemates FAILED this week’s shopping task, and will therefore receive an economy shopping delivery. They obviously took the task title ‘Rules are for Fools’ too literally.

Big Brother assembled the housemates earlier to announce the results of the task, and revealed that the wardens had incurred a total of three fails overall. This news was met with rapturous applause and squeals of delight from everyone – an all too premature celebration. For Luke S then went to retrieve the envelope holding the number of fails they were allowed to occur, which turned out to be a big, fat zero.

Big Brother’s been a sly dog.

For the bearer of bad news, Luke S, however, it wasn’t all doom and gloom. He was awarded the very prestigious 'Employee of the Week' award, the accolade for issuing the most 'Rule Breaker' tickets.  His prize? An engraved photo frame displaying a picture of himself - for those times when he can’t get his mits on a mirror - and a ÂĢ30 shopping voucher.

His shopping list featured the following items:

Protein Powder x1 - ÂĢ30
Coffee pot and posh coffee - ÂĢ15
Fancy iced donuts - ÂĢ10
Portuguese chicken - ÂĢ15
Sushi platter for one - ÂĢ15
Grapefruit soda - ÂĢ5
Massage oil set - ÂĢ15
One hour with weights - ÂĢ30
Pamper hamper for Ashleigh - ÂĢ30

And believe it or not, but he sacrificed his two true loves – protein and weights – and blew his entire budget on his newfound love, Ashleigh.

So it’s a pamper hamper for her, and an endless supply of sweet lovin’ for him. Well played Luke S, well played.

 

MrsH
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:

It's about time they had a basic budget.

 

The outsiders better not use this fail to nom Luke A and Adam.

 

LukeA/ Adam/Deana /Lauren are the outsiders

The cool gang dont need an excuse to go for Adam and LukeA

I meant the insiders.

 

Do you think we need a sticky to avoid this confusion? 

Xochi
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:

It's about time they had a basic budget.

 

The outsiders better not use this fail to nom Luke A and Adam.

 

LukeA/ Adam/Deana /Lauren are the outsiders

The cool gang dont need an excuse to go for Adam and LukeA

I meant the insiders.

 

You're not flip flopping are you Yogi cos then I'd have to call you a flip flopper.

 

Soozy Woo
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:

It's about time they had a basic budget.

 

The outsiders better not use this fail to nom Luke A and Adam.

 

LukeA/ Adam/Deana /Lauren are the outsiders

The cool gang dont need an excuse to go for Adam and LukeA

I meant the insiders.

 

You're not flip flopping are you Yogi cos then I'd have to call you a flip flopper.

 

No flip flopping, just a bit dippy.

 

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:

It's about time they had a basic budget.

 

The outsiders better not use this fail to nom Luke A and Adam.

 

LukeA/ Adam/Deana /Lauren are the outsiders

The cool gang dont need an excuse to go for Adam and LukeA

I meant the insiders.

 

Do you think we need a sticky to avoid this confusion? 

let me think ...NO!

FM

I think that could have been a really good task if BB had bothered to structure it properly and create incentives that properly motivate the housemates.

 

What we had was a disjointed mess which nobody appeared to take seriously or develop an interest for.

 

That said; bikini-clad Lauren tumbling to the DR was surely the high-point of BB13 thus far!

 

 

Cold Sweat

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