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3rd July 2012

By Peter Dyke

 

THE series has been rocked by a lesbian lust sensation.

Posh wannabe Caroline Wharram, 20, reckons her Big Brother rival Lauren Carre is secretly a gay.

 

And she claims she and criminology student Lauren have  never got along in the house because she is not “her type” but reckons that sexy model Sara McLean, 22, is.

 

In a late-night chat, Caroline said: “Lauren’s got the biggest personality disorder. She’s nuts. 

 

“She’s incapable of being nice. Her reaction to stuff would  suggest she’s a lesbian.

 

“She doesn’t want to be my friend because she doesn’t fancy me. She’s obsessed with Sara. She’s such an arse-licker.”

 

However Lauren, 20, did not show any signs of favouring Sara when the Scots lass begged her for some cigarettes.

 

She snapped: “These aren’t for sharing.”

 

But she has no idea that Caroline has branded her a lesbian.

 

And before going into the house, she said: “It would be nice for there to be some good-looking and intelligent guys in the house.”

 

Lauren, who is from Jersey, has been the target of bitchy backstabbing in recent weeks, with  Essex girl Ashleigh

Hughes, 21, saying: “She’s a spoilt little f***er.

 

“Her laugh makes me feel physically sick. She makes me cringe. She’s never had a fake tan.”

Shievonne Robinson, 28, bitched: “She’s got anger problems.”

 

And Scott Mason, 21, said: “She has a personality disorder.”

 

Becky Hannon, 19 added: “She’s so rude and diva-ish.”

 

 

FM
Originally Posted by Skylark24:

Isnt Caroline,s father a doctor? Maybe he should tell her being a lesbian isnt an illness  Nor is being black, by the way!!
She needs a good slap, if you ask me  

 

I'm not watching and I could give her one Skylark, a slap that is, in case she reads this and thinks I mean something completely different 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Aimee:

Dame

 

My daughter wears a football top and her best mate is a lad, she's doomed i must ring her football player boyfriend and tell him

Oh flippin eck! there's no hope for her!   

I know she pays X Box as well what have i brought up

Throw her out now!  

FM
Originally Posted by Skylark24:

I like Lauren, not in that way! But i do hope she gets her nasal problem sorted. Dont you all think its annoying she talks through her nose? 
I shall leave you with that ! Nite xx 


But would you prefer if she talked through the orifice favored by Caroline and Ashleigh?

 

The laugh has to stay though - i find it oddly endearing!

Cold Sweat

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