according to Caroline as she prefers to watch a football match than go shopping
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my youngest daughter is a lesbian and hates football
Beats ill-mannered thespian.
3rd July 2012
By Peter Dyke
THE series has been rocked by a lesbian lust sensation.
Posh wannabe Caroline Wharram, 20, reckons her Big Brother rival Lauren Carre is secretly a gay.
And she claims she and criminology student Lauren have never got along in the house because she is not âher typeâ but reckons that sexy model Sara McLean, 22, is.
In a late-night chat, Caroline said: âLaurenâs got the biggest personality disorder. Sheâs nuts.
âSheâs incapable of being nice. Her reaction to stuff would suggest sheâs a lesbian.
âShe doesnât want to be my friend because she doesnât fancy me. Sheâs obsessed with Sara. Sheâs such an arse-licker.â
However Lauren, 20, did not show any signs of favouring Sara when the Scots lass begged her for some cigarettes.
She snapped: âThese arenât for sharing.â
But she has no idea that Caroline has branded her a lesbian.
And before going into the house, she said: âIt would be nice for there to be some good-looking and intelligent guys in the house.â
Lauren, who is from Jersey, has been the target of bitchy backstabbing in recent weeks, with Essex girl Ashleigh
Hughes, 21, saying: âSheâs a spoilt little f***er.
âHer laugh makes me feel physically sick. She makes me cringe. Sheâs never had a fake tan.â
Shievonne Robinson, 28, bitched: âSheâs got anger problems.â
And Scott Mason, 21, said: âShe has a personality disorder.â
Becky Hannon, 19 added: âSheâs so rude and diva-ish.â
Maaaaan! I dunno how to respond to this. I've got no probs whatsoever with peeps being who they want to be, but I too like footie, rather than shopping. Does that make me that way inclined too?
My point is.......it takes allsorts to make the world go round
I like to dabble with a pint of lager or three on a summers day...does that make me a raving dyke?.... the silly cow, it takes all sorts to be small minded
I like to dabble with a pint of lager or three on a summers day...does that make me a raving dyke?.... the silly cow, it takes all sorts to be small minded
Isnt Caroline,s father a doctor? Maybe he should tell her being a lesbian isnt an illness Nor is being black, by the way!!
She needs a good slap, if you ask me
Isnt Caroline,s father a doctor? Maybe he should tell her being a lesbian isnt an illness Nor is being black, by the way!!
She needs a good slap, if you ask me
I'm not watching and I could give her one Skylark, a slap that is, in case she reads this and thinks I mean something completely different
Dame
My daughter wears a football top and her best mate is a lad, she's doomed i must ring her football player boyfriend and tell him
Dame
My daughter wears a football top and her best mate is a lad, she's doomed i must ring her football player boyfriend and tell him
She's teenage girl who enjoys sport....the end
Dame
My daughter wears a football top and her best mate is a lad, she's doomed i must ring her football player boyfriend and tell him
Oh flippin eck! there's no hope for her!
I like Lauren, not in that way! But i do hope she gets her nasal problem sorted. Dont you all think its annoying she talks through her nose?
I shall leave you with that ! Nite xx
Dame
My daughter wears a football top and her best mate is a lad, she's doomed i must ring her football player boyfriend and tell him
Oh flippin eck! there's no hope for her!
I know she pays X Box as well what have i brought up
I know she pays X Box as well what have i brought up
Dame
My daughter wears a football top and her best mate is a lad, she's doomed i must ring her football player boyfriend and tell him
Oh flippin eck! there's no hope for her!
I know she pays X Box as well what have i brought up
Throw her out now!
I hate football AND shopping... does that make me Asexual?
she's packing now sprouty she says you are a girl footballer hater
according to Caroline as she prefers to watch a football match than go shopping
Caroline's an idiot. I've hardly watched any BB, but I've come to that conclusion quiet easily!
I hate football AND shopping... does that make me Asexual?
No just a gold tie wearer weirdo
according to Caroline as she prefers to watch a football match than go shopping
Caroline's an idiot. I've hardly watched any BB, but I've come to that conclusion quiet easily!
I'd love to hear what her parents have to say
I hate football AND shopping... does that make me Asexual?
Yeah, and along with that gold tie and wellies.....well, there's just no hope whatsoever!
I hate football AND shopping... does that make me Asexual?
I like football, hate shopping, but like it on the internet.
Does that make me a cybersexual?
I hate football AND shopping... does that make me Asexual?
Arsenal and you can't hide it.
she's packing now sprouty she says you are a girl footballer hater
How dare she! I don't care which pro I hate!
I hate football AND shopping... does that make me Asexual?
I like football, hate shopping, but like it on the internet.
Does that make me a cybersexual?
Ooooo! a one off'
I like Lauren, not in that way! But i do hope she gets her nasal problem sorted. Dont you all think its annoying she talks through her nose?
I shall leave you with that ! Nite xx
But would you prefer if she talked through the orifice favored by Caroline and Ashleigh?
The laugh has to stay though - i find it oddly endearing!
Got to be a vowel between C and L Joe, I'm thinking