my youngest  daughter is a lesbian and hates football 

Beats ill-mannered thespian.

3rd July 2012

THE series has been rocked by a lesbian lust sensation.

Posh wannabe Caroline Wharram, 20, reckons her Big Brother rival Lauren Carre is secretly a gay.

And she claims she and criminology student Lauren have  never got along in the house because she is not “her type” but reckons that sexy model Sara McLean, 22, is.

In a late-night chat, Caroline said: “Lauren’s got the biggest personality disorder. She’s nuts. 

“She’s incapable of being nice. Her reaction to stuff would  suggest she’s a lesbian.

“She doesn’t want to be my friend because she doesn’t fancy me. She’s obsessed with Sara. She’s such an arse-licker.”

However Lauren, 20, did not show any signs of favouring Sara when the Scots lass begged her for some cigarettes.

She snapped: “These aren’t for sharing.”

But she has no idea that Caroline has branded her a lesbian.

And before going into the house, she said: “It would be nice for there to be some good-looking and intelligent guys in the house.”

Lauren, who is from Jersey, has been the target of bitchy backstabbing in recent weeks, with  Essex girl Ashleigh

Hughes, 21, saying: “She’s a spoilt little f***er.

“Her laugh makes me feel physically sick. She makes me cringe. She’s never had a fake tan.”

Shievonne Robinson, 28, bitched: “She’s got anger problems.”

And Scott Mason, 21, said: “She has a personality disorder.”

Becky Hannon, 19 added: “She’s so rude and diva-ish.”

Maaaaan! I dunno how to respond to this. I've got no probs whatsoever with peeps being who they want to be, but I too like footie, rather than shopping. Does that make me that way inclined too? 

My point is.......it takes allsorts to make the world go round 

I like to dabble with a pint of lager or three on a summers day...does that make me a raving dyke?.... the silly cow, it takes all sorts to be small minded 

Isnt Caroline,s father a doctor? Maybe he should tell her being a lesbian isnt an illness  Nor is being black, by the way!!
She needs a good slap, if you ask me  

I'm not watching and I could give her one Skylark, a slap that is, in case she reads this and thinks I mean something completely different 

Dame

My daughter wears a football top and her best mate is a lad, she's doomed i must ring her football player boyfriend and tell him

She's teenage girl who enjoys sport....the end  

Oh flippin eck! there's no hope for her!   

I like Lauren, not in that way! But i do hope she gets her nasal problem sorted. Dont you all think its annoying she talks through her nose? 
I shall leave you with that ! Nite xx 

I know she pays X Box as well what have i brought up

Throw her out now!  

I hate football AND shopping... does that make me Asexual?

she's packing now sprouty she says you are a girl footballer hater

Caroline's an idiot.  I've hardly watched any BB, but I've come to that conclusion quiet easily!

No just a gold tie  wearer weirdo

I'd love to hear what her parents have to say

Yeah, and along with that gold tie and wellies.....well, there's just no hope whatsoever! 

I like football, hate shopping, but like it on the internet. 

Does that make me a cybersexual?

Arsenal and you can't hide it.

How dare she! I don't care which pro I hate!  

Ooooo! a one off' 

But would you prefer if she talked through the orifice favored by Caroline and Ashleigh?

The laugh has to stay though - i find it oddly endearing!

Got to be a vowel between C and L Joe, I'm thinking 

One of my fave perfumes for many years.