Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Gaffer tape and an apple.
We can improvise.
can we not just improvise with masking tape and a grape?
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
and I am #26?, there's not fecking 26 on the forum 
You could go straight into number three.
If you play you're cards right.
And believe me - that would be no mean achievement 
what's it involve 
I don't do oranges
Ahhh, progressed to grapefruits, eh?
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Gaffer tape and an apple.
We can improvise.
can we not just improvise with masking tape and a grape?
Carry on like that and we'll be down to sellotape and a raisin.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
what's it involve I don't do oranges
Ahhh, progressed to grapefruits, eh?
grapes Cosi 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Gaffer tape and an apple.
We can improvise.
can we not just improvise with masking tape and a grape?
Carry on like that and we'll be down to sellotape and a raisin.
I could maybe cope
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Gaffer tape and an apple.
We can improvise.
can we not just improvise with masking tape and a grape?
Carry on like that and we'll be down to sellotape and a raisin.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
what's it involve I don't do oranges
Ahhh, progressed to grapefruits, eh?
grapes Cosi
I hope that won't affect supplies of Rioja 
See the threads imploded already.
All I want is my wee Jersey spud to win.
Go and get a full length mirror.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
what's it involve I don't do oranges
Ahhh, progressed to grapefruits, eh?
grapes Cosi
I hope that won't affect supplies of Rioja
Nah, there's prolly enough grapes in the world for that 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
See the threads imploded already.
All I want is my wee Jersey spud to win.
Go and get a full length mirror.
We're bad aren't we? 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
See the threads imploded already.
All I want is my wee Jersey spud to win.
Go and get a full length mirror.
But I've been out scouring for our new Spud kit.
Tsk, I knew I should have gone for one with tassels.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
See the threads imploded already.
All I want is my wee Jersey spud to win.
Go and get a full length mirror.
We're bad aren't we?
Aye.
And accountable - if I can do the figures.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Go and get a full length mirror.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
what's it involve I don't do oranges
Ahhh, progressed to grapefruits, eh?
grapes Cosi
I hope that won't affect supplies of Rioja
never...and in a full length mirror
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Go and get a full length mirror.
Love the new avi Velvet 
New potatoes are the devil's veg.
Yet as long as one can purchase prepared mash at favourable rates from the chuckout then all is well.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
New potatoes are the devil's veg. Yet as long as one can purchase prepared mash at favourable rates from the chuckout then all is well.
Nah, cos they're tainted with salt and pepper and the like.
But you would have to do that to NP to make them taste of something. My tip is to smother 'em with strong English mustard.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
But you would have to do that to NP to make them taste of something. My tip is to smother 'em with strong English mustard.
Only thing that should be put on new pots is gravy!
Missed all this cos I`ve been away hunting for a spud avi. Nothing caught my eye but on my journey I found out that potato means idiot in Catonese
OFF TOPIC - and rude!!!
On tonights cook-off challenge . . . it should have been:
Luke S: How do you like your steak Lauren?
Lauren: With your cock out.
Then she saunters away LOL
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
New potatoes are the devil's veg. Yet as long as one can purchase prepared mash at favourable rates from the chuckout then all is well.
Nah, cos they're tainted with salt and pepper and the like.
And taste nothing like potatoes either!
Scotty! We'll have to use Cantonese to our advantage
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Missed all this cos I`ve been away hunting for a spud avi. Nothing caught my eye but on my journey I found out that potato means idiot in Catonese
A little learning.........
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Missed all this cos I`ve been away hunting for a spud avi. Nothing caught my eye but on my journey I found out that potato means idiot in Catonese
and n Cumbrian
Don't like the avvi ,could you not have found a better looking tattie .
Originally Posted by Scotty:
I liked this:
So youâre asking me not to treat you like potato?!
Holy crap, I was willing to cut you in strips and dip you in hot oil, now what?!?
Originally Posted by erinp:
Don't like the avvi ,could you not have found a better looking tattie .
A tattie's a tattie though innit?
No.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
No.
Howzat?
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Don't like the avvi ,could you not have found a better looking tattie .
A tattie's a tattie though innit?
Where is Frau Col-og-nuh when one needs her? She will also be aware of the German publication, "1001 things to do mit potatoes." or kartoffel, or solanum tuberosum, if you will.
I'm not sure whether NP are in there. Let's start at bratkartoffel.
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Don't like the avvi ,could you not have found a better looking tattie .
A tattie's a tattie though innit?
Still a tattie and be cooked whichever way
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Don't like the avvi ,could you not have found a better looking tattie .
A tattie's a tattie though innit?
Still a tattie and be cooked whichever way
but my tattie is aesthetically pleasing
I wanna take cover with Lauren in the DR while Deana kills all the bad guys.
Failing that... in here with you guys will do just fine!
I probably misunderstood the meaning of the OP.
