Just seen this courtesy of Z in the Ship. Warning. Contains nuts and mild suggestiveness. 

 

I understand that today's Grauniad contains some of our better writers attempts at er, "Mummy Porn!"

There is a programme on just now on ch4+1 about the book .

We were watching the sky arts French series about an 1871 Paris bordel. The original review suggested that it contained mild titillation. Mrs Jer and I were left wondering what strong titillation might entail.

I haven't read them, to be honest all of the hype has actually put me off them.  I bought them to take on holiday and left them there unopened.  

 

Anyway, I heard on Daybreak earlier that they are bringing out a 50 shades of grey fashion range.  Gimp mask & handcuffs????

 

I've just tried to find my favourite 50 sheds of grey tweet, but alas it's no longer there.  It was along the lines of her screaming 'I said gimp me, not chimp me'