She disnae know where she is Kaffy 
Six bottles of Bolly and she's all over the Amalfi Coast 
After 6 bottles I'd be a bit elephant.
pffft... not what I heard.
Then you need to get some ten furlongs so that you're not so mutt 
You're a Michelin Pilot Sport.
255/30 20.
I could have been brutal.
You talking tyres? Spare tyres? 
She disnae know where she is Kaffy
Six bottles of Bolly and she's all over the Amalfi Coast
After 6 bottles I'd be a bit elephant.
pffft... not what I heard.
Then you need to get some ten furlongs so that you're not so mutt
Ok.. you got me 
You are officially going into the notebook.
All your feminine wiles might get you out.
But I'll be dreaming of Sade now.
I'm not fooled... i know she's been in the little black notebook for a while
I'm off to beddy byes.. n'night in here x
Ten furlongs = a mile and a quarter - water
Velvet, I share the same birthday as Sade! True 
*polishes wiles*
Nite Kaffy 
Night 'Bo 
and thanks for the translation - I think..? 
She's a wench wrench 
Oi..! 
You looking for a Bull and Cow?
ok.. i know you're making them up now...
You calling me a Dunlop..?????
Aww Goodyear,she's not.
