Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers.

Oh Jeebus

The one that his wife was having a bath.

Hilarious!    

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

Nice one Erin 

Put a smile on my face for the rest of the day 

Brilliant !!! Laughed out loud !!!

Yeah thanks erin    I`ve saved it in my faves for a proper read later  

Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product. Seriously, my once proud Biggles looks more like the lone equine survivor of a fire at a donkey sanctuary.

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I'd say that the contents sound extremely delicate, rather than indelicate!  

doing what I was asked ,I'll change it Blizz.

had to wait to reply as i was holding my sides - they were painful with all the laughing - particularly liked the "olympic suggestion" one 

I nearly died

I love how a similar product they're advertising is called " nad's "

Funniest thing I've read for ages.

Me too, I laughed out loud

Blimming 'eck Erin! I have really laughed out loud with this it is so funny. But, i thought I would take a peek at my own Amazon account, and guess what.............Yes there are adverts for Nad stuff and Veet on my pages.

ROFL, thanks for the laugh Erin, I'm crying here!

I like the poem!!

Read it earlier with my son, forgot to post! 
We were in fits of laughter  

Read these a few months ago - they are hilarious   

hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhhhh!!!!!!111111111111111111 ! 

Ohhhh! There's a hair remover called Nads?! 

I have tears streaming down my face , i read them out to my other half, he's sitting wide-eyed with his hands jammed between his legs, his expression is just as funny as the reviews hahahahaha

For men, obviously.     

lol.. you're wicked.   I read a couple at lunchtime - I'm going to read them all over the weekend

Me too, Katerina   What a laugh!  Erin, that link is the best link ever 

I'm sure I read this on DS a few months ago.