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Originally Posted by suzybean:

I really hope they have messages from home put up on the widescreen and watch as the tumbleweed passes through the room while they all strain to recognise him or put a name to his face.

I just said something similar in another thread - you just know BB are going to set her up to take a fall over this because the others will all be sitting there thinking who is he???? 

FM
Originally Posted by suzybean:

I really hope they have messages from home put up on the widescreen and watch as the tumbleweed passes through the room while they all strain to recognise him or put a name to his face.

Ohhhh yesss!  And one has to hope that Becky is still in the house, because she is far too crass to have the sense to be discreet about not recognising him. 

Cinds
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:

I've really tried hard to recognise him, but I just can't. He seems a nice enough sort though.

I've no doubt he probably is Cologne. It's just all this fuss Lydia is making about it....unfortunately he's going to be caught up in the flack and the inevitable fall-out.

Yes. I think I read somewhere that he only went onto twitter to support her and wasn't prepared for the backlash.

cologne 1
Originally Posted by suzybean:

I really hope they have messages from home put up on the widescreen and watch as the tumbleweed passes through the room while they all strain to recognise him or put a name to his face.

and she will be doing star jumps in front of the TV so they others can't see who he is

 

what i don't get is why she mentioned it in the first place if she didn't want anyone to know who he is

Aimee

PLEASE PLEASE Big Brother give someone a task to wind LYDIA up !!!

 

Scenario:

 

Conor: Listen, lydia - i've worked out who your fiance is, sorry - you and Will.i.am are safe with me, ok. Mum's the word.

. . . then walks away!!! 

Lydia is left in a terrible quandary - does she let that go OR fess up?

Her ego will make her seek him out for sure!!

Lydia: Conor, listen you have all wrong, its not Will.i.am but my fiance is famous in his own right.

Conor: You mean Calvin Harris?

Lydia: No.

Conor: Howard Jones?

Lydia: No!! long pause . . . Its (looks around) Andy Scott Lee.

Conor: Who?

Lydia: You know from the band 3SL.

Lonnnng bemused pause whilst Lydia literally wills him to remember just about anything.

Conor:Oh ... that gay band?

Lydia: They weren't gay!!!

Conor: I think you'll find they were (winks).

Lydia: No they weren't (begins to doubt her whole existance)

Conor: If you insist darling - maybe i'm confusing them with, erm . . . I dunno.

Anyway don't worry about spilling the beans, no one will remeber 4SL

 

. . . that wud be classic !!!

 

Saint
  • Metro Online TV Channel Manager
 

Since first appearing on the thirteenth series of Big Brother just over two weeks ago, Lydia Louisa has made no secret of her ‘celebrity boyfriend’ and regularly regales her fellow housemates with tales of their starry exploits. Her ‘talented’ man has ‘links to OK! Magazine’ and is ‘quite famous’, she alleges. The A-list luminary of whom Lydia speaks? Andy Scott lee

Yes, that’s right: Lydia is dating/engaged to (no one seems sure) Andy Scott-Lee of 3SL and Totally Scott-Lee fame. Clearly, I am playing it fast and loose with the word ‘fame’ here, but it’s possible you remember him. He’s the brother of Steps star Lisa and enjoyed low to moderate levels of prominence in the middle of the last decade after being in a failed boy band with his brothers and then trying out for both Pop Idol and Eurovision.

Essentially, he was briefly famous for failing to be a pop star. And for marrying (and subsequently divorcing) Michelle Heaton, she of Liberty X fame. It just gets better and better, doesn’t it? Now he doesn’t have Michelle Heaton; he has Lydia. And I have a feeling she will contribute just as much to his reputation as Michelle did.

In amongst the usual Big Brother tripe – pointless tasks involving biscuits and mundane conversations about burgeoning intra-housemate flings – there is Lydia, talking about Andy as if he were Brad Pitt or, you know, Jesus. It’s genuinely hilarious and a shining beacon of amusing delusion in this year’s series

It’s not just me who thinks so, either – thousands picked up the phone and spent their money voting for Lydia not to be booted out of the house in the series’ first eviction so that the brilliance may continue. And continue it has.

Earlier this week, she spent a considerable amount of time trying to play down her showbiz lifestyle to the other housemates, as she feared they might treat her differently if they knew about Andy. Still declining to reveal exactly who her mystery superstar other half is, Lydia told them, ‘I don’t want to be taken in any different way,’ before insisting being with her iconic significant other was ‘not even like going out with a celebrity’.

‘He is just a normal, normal guy,’ she said. Yes he is, Lydia – yes he is.

The housemates are probably now expecting Lydia to attend the end-of-series wrap party with some chronically famous megastar who can’t even step outside without being mobbed. Imagine what could be going through their heads: Is Lydia dating Russell Brand? Is she Ashton Kutcher’s bride-to-be? Prince Harry’s better half? Nope – it’s still Andy Scott-Lee.

Only one housemate has twigged that Lydia’s man might not be as special as she thinks he is. Scott remarked this week: ‘She did say the name once but I didn’t recognise it.’

This girl’s delusions know no bounds and there is no doubt in my mind that she will provide plenty more amusement this series. I for one will be watching every moment.

FM
Originally Posted by Saint (fka Renton):

PLEASE PLEASE Big Brother give someone a task to wind LYDIA up !!!

 

Scenario:

 

Conor: Listen, lydia - i've worked out who your fiance is, sorry - you and Will.i.am are safe with me, ok. Mum's the word.

. . . then walks away!!! 

Lydia is left in a terrible quandary - does she let that go OR fess up?

Her ego will make her seek him out for sure!!

Lydia: Conor, listen you have all wrong, its not Will.i.am but my fiance is famous in his own right.

Conor: You mean Calvin Harris?

Lydia: No.

Conor: Howard Jones?

Lydia: No!! long pause . . . Its (looks around) Andy Scott Lee.

Conor: Who?

Lydia: You know from the band 3SL.

Lonnnng bemused pause whilst Lydia literally wills him to remember just about anything.

Conor:Oh ... that gay band?

Lydia: They weren't gay!!!

Conor: I think you'll find they were (winks).

Lydia: No they weren't (begins to doubt her whole existance)

Conor: If you insist darling - maybe i'm confusing them with, erm . . . I dunno.

Anyway don't worry about spilling the beans, no one will remeber 4SL

 

. . . that wud be classic !!!

 

T

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