E3 2012, is a mere 4 days away.

*Excitement*

What's that?

Ells, I don't watch any of the shows you mentioned, but I can make stuff up if you want.

hI - HOPE the holiday was FAB.

Arge and Jemma have got it together. Jemma and Charlie had a huuuge slanging match at Bobbys launch party. Diags and Mario had a row and Joey and Sam have declared love etc. etc.

And ...............my kitchen is STILL UNFINISHED!

Welcome back. Was everything lovely? Any pics?

Aye make it up, I'll never know the difference

Rawky....what's E3?

Arg and Gemma????  I didn't think that would actually happen!!

My kitchen was supposed to be done while I was away but they didn't appear so I'm waiting on them to come back....would rather have just come back to it all done!

Turkey was fab!  The weather wasn't great on the first week but was ok, 2nd week was lots better and the people at the hotel were amazing!  They couldn't do enough for the quests and were always joking with us and keep the kids entertained.  I have pics and will put them on the laptop when I finally find either the camera lead or the memory card reader

Well Pippa & Alf decided to go for a drink in the Queen Vic, only to find Den & Angie in the middle of a huge row after Angie had discovered Den in a threesome with Amy Childs and someone from Hollyoaks.

 It wasn't Brendan was it?  I saw him at Belfast airport on my way to Turkey....he looked a little worn out.

(I was going to kick my 10 year old when we saw him again a bit later and he shouted 'there's your boyfriend again' out loud and he looked at me like I was mental )

What's E3? WHAT'S E3!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

The Electronic Entertainment Expo, commonly known as E3, is an annual trade fair for the computer and video games industry presented by the Entertainment Software Association (ESA). It is used by many video game developers to show off their upcoming games and game-related hardware.

E3 is widely considered to be the ultimate expo in the video game industry^[1] and major video game critics routinely document the event and sometimes even provide a series of E3 awards. Video game companies generally spend more on their presentations for E3 than any other convention. Major video game critics often have a "best of E3" award session (similar to end-of-year award sessions), and only E3 consistently features such awards.^{[citation needed]}

Its like Christmas, the Oscars and my Birthday (incidentally is on the 5th), rolled in to one!! Its starts on the 4th and lasts a whole week!!!

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*clears throat*

Some people get excited for TV awards, some people get excited for the World Cup, I get excited for E3.... I am not weird.

A heatwave  

Damn damn damn why did I read down the thread when I saw TOWIE in the catch up list. .I hadn't seen the last episode yet.. now I've seen the Arg & Jemma spoiler 

btw anybody think this season she's come across as a right twat. .[well twattier than the normal twattiness that is a TOWIE cast member] I used to think she was ok but not now. .

Welcome back 

Home and away - well Sash and Xavier have split up.  She's now agreed to counselling. The Bianca/Liam/Heath story line is as boring as ever.  Heath hired the lawyer who screwed over Brax and was responsible for getting Charlie killed by Jake with drugs   Liam is now trying to get her clean.

Harvey's wife and daughter arrived and we now know that he lost a son in an accident. His wife is a doctor at the hospital and is working with Syd.  Errrrmmmm Ooo he had to resign from the council due to fraud that John uncovered.

Anything else I can't remember 

Wasn't she a BMW Salesperson?

Twat  

Yeah, that's all well and good people, but c'mon...E3!!!!!!

lol

Do they show case mmo new content releases there?

They showcase EVERYTHING!!!

Nintendo are unveiling all the new stuff for their new console. EXCITEMENT!!!!!

Olly....yes she has been twattier than normal this series (from what I've seen) but then I had always seen a nasty streak in her that she hides with her 'jolliness'!

Thanks Pengy....saw H&A today and was wondering who that lawyer woman was and what she'd done to Brax.

Thanks Baz

Velvet....  I missed our summer by the sounds of things!  

As long as you had a good time Ells you missed nowt 

Nice to see you back - rejuvenated!  

Cheers Velvet

I'm a bit too relaxed though.....forgot an orthodontics appointment today for my wee boy even though I had thought about it 4 hours before 

In the RL news: 6 kids died in a house fire in Derby, It was started by petrol poured through the letterbox, their parents have been charged with murder.

Coulsen has been charged with perjury during the Tommy Sheridan perjury trial - so Sheridan's case is to be reviewed.

Last week we had a heatwave with clear skies and temperatures of around 80 degrees or more!

I saw a wee bit about that, so sad  Poor kids, how terrified they must have been!

Welcome back Ells!  Glad you had a good time. 

Did you shoot any Turkish men while you were there?

nice to see you back Ells and pleased you seem to have had a great holiday   

Hey Ells   Nice to know you had a great holibobs but it's good to have you back with us.

No  But my OH was fuming at the cheek of some of them, openly flirting with me while he sat there.  Very rude.....his face was a picture though when one of them rolled up a napkin into a flower shape and gave it to me

Apart from that the men in the hotel were brilliant.  Very respectful of the female guests (unless they were the type to sit at the bar and flirt with them) but always having a laugh with the male guests and prone to a bit of ribbing. 

Thanks Kaffy, Dame and Cosi

Sweet....I couldn't cope with the markets and shops there!  Got a few pressies on one of the days and refused to go back and get more!  Couldn't get past a stall without them talking me into buying crap!  

Good god!! **blink**

I'll never forget Pamukkale.

Played our reggae all night in the open bar. Junior Murvin.

Went to a club later where the barman tapped me money 

And then climbing the walls up to the Spa thinking WTF am I doing 

Eastenders:

Ian Beale has had a complete breakdown and was last seen shuffling down the road in his pyjamas. The wedding between him and Mandy never happened and Mandy has left the series.

Phil Mitchell and Shirley Carter are back together again, and no developments as far as the Ben killing Heather story is concerned.

Alfie Moon has been missing Kat so has gone to visit her and Tommy. In the mean time Jean has been conned into giving even more money to Michael Moon in his non-existent venture. She's given him £10k set aside by Alfie to pay the VAT. That storyline goes into next week when SPOILER Kat comes back to sort things outThat's about it.

Ahh thank you El Loro!  I missed some good EE then