How come you never see a horse and a cow share a field?
A peanut and a raisin will collaborated in a bag for a sale, oh yes!!
But cow and horse - never 
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I can take you to a nearby field which has cows, sheep, and a horse peacefully sharing the grass.
Well you must be one of the three wise men
Its a miracle
In my lifetime i aint never seen it
You gotta go deep. Really deep into Rhe countryside
Photographic proof young sir!!!
I doth demand it
Til then ... adieu 
Past the roads, past the area where dog owners let their dogs run free so they don't have to pick up, past the area where designated drivers transport their pals to take drugs and have sex, past the area where householders dump their refuse etc etc.
I'll do my best to get a photo then.
Now these two are either married or its photoshopped
Looks rather suspish to moi
Did you take this El Rolo?
And Ditty and Ducky in the next door field
It's the offspring I feel sorry for. 
Will you lot take this seriously !!!
I may have stumbled upon something important here!!!
Do we have racism in the animal kingdom?? Da - da - daaaaaaah !!!
Only personally taken piccies are acceptable.
And BLIZZIE ... i'll speak to you later 
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I can take you to a nearby field which has cows, sheep, and a horse peacefully sharing the grass.
Looks out of the window....yup along with dogs walking and loads of baby bunnies..oh and up the road at my friend's son's there are a few pigs mixing in too!
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
You gotta go deep. Really deep into Rhe countryside
Where's that then GJ?
Supes! I was trying to multiple task. Thus I hit the wrong button on my phone. I refer to a large field on the back road between the airport and one row.
^^^ Proof men can't multi task ^^^
Although i can read anewspaper whilst sitting on the toilet 
Can you prepare and eat breakfast, read the paper, and dust polish and Hoover whilst following the exciting tales herein TB?
it's not very nice outside, is it? Which reminds me something Jesus once said - or could have said, or did say at some point during his life.
Thou est bless'd with the sunrise and thou 'est bless'd with the eve, for thou is blesseth with the cold and thou est bless'd with the rain upon the Earth. Thou shalt moaneth not and bellyacheth not as the Lord hast madeth thine day.
That's deeper than my mystery field.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
That's deeper than my mystery field.
Just thought I'd bring some of (what might, could be) God's words into the thread! 
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
it's not very nice outside, is it? Which reminds me something Jesus once said - or could have said, or did say at some point during his life.
Thou est bless'd with the sunrise and thou 'est bless'd with the eve, for thou is blesseth with the cold and thou est bless'd with the rain upon the Earth. Thou shalt moaneth not and bellyacheth not as the Lord hast madeth thine day.
From Yorkshire was he? 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
it's not very nice outside, is it? Which reminds me something Jesus once said - or could have said, or did say at some point during his life.
Thou est bless'd with the sunrise and thou 'est bless'd with the eve, for thou is blesseth with the cold and thou est bless'd with the rain upon the Earth. Thou shalt moaneth not and bellyacheth not as the Lord hast madeth thine day.
From Yorkshire was he?
Well, he's Jesus and he's speaking the Lord's words! So he can be 'from' everywhere or anywhere, so he can be from Yorkshire if he wants! It's 'God's own county' after all! He might prefer present day Yorks to Middle English or Jerusalem AD29!
By the way, I don't know what I did to turn that text into super bold highlightedness! It's entirely unintentional.
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
By the way, I don't know what I did to turn that text into super bold highlightedness! It's entirely unintentional.
It's a miracle!! 
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
By the way, I don't know what I did to turn that text into super bold highlightedness! It's entirely unintentional.
It's a miracle!!
It is, it's a sign! The Lord does move in mysterious IT related ways
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Can you prepare and eat breakfast, read the paper, and dust polish and Hoover whilst following the exciting tales herein TB?
Tssk, of course, and hold a phone conversation, prepare tea, supper dinner, have a shower, blow dry hair, iron an outfit. apply make-up etc. etc
Yep them as well.
Alas! That concludes the entertainment for me. Night! 
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
By the way, I don't know what I did to turn that text into super bold highlightedness! It's entirely unintentional.
Must have been the Narfalk factot...home of the Yorksire pud Batter
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Yep them as well. Alas! That concludes the entertainment for me. Night!
You need a rest after all of that hard work Jer NN
Time for my bed too
Night all.