Originally Posted by Saint (fka Renton):
Why does a toaster that can only take sliced bread have about 6 settings?
What are they?
1. Not done.
2. Nearly done.
3. Done properly.
4. Burnt.
5. Charcoal.
6. Fire Brigade.
That's pretty accurate Saint, there's a 'Keep Warm' button and a 'Toast from frozen' button too.
The thickness, freshness and temperature of the bread playes a part too, as does the type. (Brown, white, fruited, English crumpets, Scottish pancakes, etc.)