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Awww we want piccys of the wittle puddy cats when they are here please!

awwww Muf!!

KITTENS!!!!!!!!! woooohooooooooo!

Do you want one?

I want them all!!!  

but I won't be allowed...   I have had this conversation with MrD at least ten times in the last 18 months...     some friends of ours rescued a cat from some neighbours that were ill treating her.    Unbeknown to them, "Whiskers" was already up the duff.    So she had her first litter of kittens...   they rehomed all but 2..    JD (boy) & Ash (girl)...  so they had three cats...  

then came the most manic 18 months of cat breeding ever..   Whiskers got preggers again before they managed to get her done..     we had one of that litter - our little girl Faythe!     Then when they'd booked Ash in to be done..   they were told "too late"...   JD had secretly rogered her...     so there came another litter,   then Whiskers (whilst still feeding her kittens...   so before she could be done) got preggers again (she escaped the house when one of the kids opened the door...  she was only outside 20 mins!!    I think there have been 5 litters of kittens in that house all together.

Its all sorted now like..    all three have now been "done"  and there are just three kittens left from Whiskers most recent litter...   

But yeah...  I wanted every single kitten...     but MrD's big foot went down 

Seriously though Muf... you should get her doctored after this birth?.. our cat Whoose was a kitten machine, and it wasn't fair on her, looking back... 

Lol

Told Mrs M this one and she's now quietly rocking in a corner sh!tting herself

It's getting sewn up asap Rosie

Aww thats good Muf + well done

We hadn't the money for the op... our poor cat. Though my mum was a great saleswoman and got homes for every kitten  

Hope you get homes for the little uns  

One year old - kittens - not impressed  

Cats do get started pretty early Velvet 

If we'd have been letting Faythe out of the house I have no doubts she would have got pregnant..   cos at 5 months old she went into her first season (I didn't know what the hell was happening.. I thought she was sick or something, rang the out of hours vet saying "help, my cat is trembling & yowling & rolling around the floor in Marilyn Munro like poses", the vet broke it to me that she was going into heat!)

So...  we'd never have got her neutered in time...   vets don't like doing it til they are 8 months old..     our poor little girl had 3 seasons before we could get her done.    She came into heat every fortnight...    every two weeks we'd get a week of the cat trying to back herself up onto anything remotely phallic...   I will never forget the look of disgust on the boys face as he sat at the table doing his homework & the cat started trying to back up onto the pencil he was holding )

Awww but Muff..    KITTENS!!!!!!!!!

they're a bit boring for the first few weeks..  but then WHAM!    Its mental bundles of cuteness flying around the room...