George Michael - I`m never gonna dance again, dirty feet have got no rythm...

Oh I wouldn't know where to begin... My mind is full of lyrics that can never be uttered in polite conversation

this is an old song but Adam Ant's Prince Charming - I sing Prince Chow Mein (not that I hear it much these days) 

I like that one

I used to mishear some of the lyrics in this song just as in the video

My husband always sings "I'm looking at my gran in the mirror"

It was funny the first time

Tonight, I sellotape my glove to you. 

Pharrell Williams - Number One, he sings 'Soon as I'm Done' but I always hear 'From Basildon'

This is another weird, funny one - I definitely hear the 'ass face' bit everytime, lol.

kenny rogers:

"you picked a fine time to leave me lucille, with four hundred children and a crop in the field"  no wonder they were hungry!

you missed the Loose heel for this one as well 

and the crap in the field !

Corrine Bailey Ray's "Girl put your records on"

*clears throat* (Bear in mind i was at Uni and me and my flatmates came up with it)

Girl put your knickers on

Take off that crusty thong

Just go ahead get your minge trimmed

Sideburns and nipple rings

Girl that just ain't your thing

Just go ahead get your minge trimmed.

I'd like to point out that I have grown up since then 

Scottish version.... 

Ye picked a fine time tae leave me Muggie

Five stervin` bairns and nae N. A. B.

The cat deid when ah kicked it

And we`ve been evicted

The man`s b*ggered aff wi wir tv

Ye picked a fine time tae leave me Muggie

My fave misheard lyrics vid is this one.

 Loved it kimota!  

ROFL!  There are some brilliant ones here!  The FOB one makes me laugh... and the ad with the SKIDs song on: I remember that well!  There used to be a rude version of BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY but its a bit offensive so I will leave you to google it!

Daydream Believer ~ as I am a footy fan, I'll leave you to find it out!

Chain Reaction ~ Tell Eddie Waring there is no distraction.  I sang this for years until I saw the lyrics on subtitles!

Any old excuse to post some Rainer Hersch clips...

Unfortunately the quality of the first one isn't ideal:

A better quality clip of a (perhaps slightly) less-known piece:

A mate of mine used to say that the definition of 'sophisticated' was someone who knew the correct version of Get Down On It by Kool and the Gang!

Rules me out then

"Blinded by the Light" commonly misheard lyric "Wrapped up like a douche", don't quite know what that would imply anyway but I always thought it was that, but it's actually "revved up like a deuce", which is a car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJh47LybCkU

Had to go find this thread as it popped into my head last night when my son (8) was singing Earthquake by Labrinth.

At the start it says 'Labrinth, come in' twice He was saying lab rat

.... all of 'em.

We also amuse ourselves when abroad. This years gimmick was taking the Matchstick men song by Rocking Teenage Combo, Michael and Brian, and substituting Lowry with other people such as Angela Merkel, Vidal Sassoon, Alec Fergueson etc particularly with this verse......

"Now they said his works of art were dull No room, all round the walls are full But Lowry didn't care much anyway They said he just paints cats and dogs And matchstalk men in boots and clogs And Lowry said that's just the way they'll stay"

Bags of material.

(We don't get out much

We alwats used to sing Take Ne dancing Naked with Lorraine (my sisters name)

We don't get out much either 

every time  you go away... you take a piece of meat with yooooo...

I forgot the obvious one.  The Lady GaGa song Ali Bongo which is apparently called Alejandro.