Scotty's married, Slinki's choosy, Blizzie hates me, Cologne's 500 miles away and slim's pulled.
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Wtf does that leave me? 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Wtf does that leave me?
Pished? 
Why does Blizzie hate you? (I expect it's your fault entirely 
)
Well y'know Elton, sorry seems to be the hardest word.
Slim's pulled what? A ham string? A jumper? A rip chord? A Pint? 
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Why does Blizzie hate you? (I expect it's your fault entirely )
Of course it is you little conniver you.
I could still put your name up in lights though.
But I'm Dick Emery so I won't.
I like you.
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Funny, listening to that reminds me of Frankie Boyle. I wonder if he was in the proclaimers.
In a Frankie Boyle style
When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be still pissed,
I'm gonna be the unfortunate bastard who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the PCP addict Father ****** who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the arsehole who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver up, Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
Frankie Boyle is a tube.
We can show you round Edinburgh though.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Frankie Boyle is a tube.
Tube or not, he has his funny moments
Here' a start.
Listen though Carnelian..the punchlines good
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Frankie Boyle is a tube.
Tube or not, he has his funny moments
Depends on the recipient.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Here' a start.
Listen though Carnelian..the punchlines good
Bit harsh on a building but I guess I must have missed the local and historical significance. OK song though.
Unlike Billy Connolly.
Come back later.
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Here' a start.
Listen though Carnelian..the punchlines good
Bit harsh on a building but I guess I must have missed the local and historical significance. OK song though.
Get your Norwich one up.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Frankie Boyle is a tube.
Tube or not, he has his funny moments
Depends on the recipient.
Yeah, I agree, Frankie can be an arsehole in choosing his targets. Like a few comedians there is a bullying side to his comedy. I suppose with a comedian who thrives on being the 'bad boy' of British comedy that will always be so. Still when he's on target and not being a twat he's excellent and one of the funniest stand ups. IMO at least
Gawd.
Frankie Boyle.
First division twat.
You see it better when they come from you're home town.
Nobody's funny just now. Not even you Carnelian.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
You see it better when they come from you're home town.
Nobody's funny just now. Not even you Carnelian.
Huh?
Exactly.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Here' a start.
Listen though Carnelian..the punchlines good
Bit harsh on a building but I guess I must have missed the local and historical significance. OK song though.
Get your Norwich one up.
there isn't a Norwich one! Norwich is a mixed bag, there's poverty in Norwich but it's also a city in the middle of a reasonably affluent area. Unless I can dig out stuff about Kett's rebellion then I suppose I'll be stuck.
Norwich is a lovely city but it's no cosy market town idyl. It's the regional capital for Norfolk which has a huge amount of poverty, although rural poverty works differently to urban poverty.
You can't help yourself.
Stand.