Get with Rawky.
He has a good heart.
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I know you have 
Elton speaks the truth.
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Well Hellooooo.....
Sartorial elegance personified
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Elton speaks the truth.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Get with Rawky.
He has a good heart.
Rawky dumped me 
Rawky's one of the nicest geezers on here.
I'd have a rethink.
He stated irreconcilable differences as a result of my egg hunting the last couple of months 
Actually, in my defense, I found out that Saz had a fella ALL ALONG when we were courting.
She's a playa, a heartbreaker and an egg lover. I'd do anything 
, to get her back...I would even do unthinkable things to my gold tie.
It still hurts Saz
bitch.
Do the right thing Saz.
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Actually, in my defense, I found out that Saz had a fella ALL ALONG when we were courting.
She's a playa, a heartbreaker and an egg lover. I'd do anything , to get her back...I would even do unthinkable things to my gold tie.
It still hurts Saz
bitch.
Although I did laugh at 'egg lover' Have you seen them? They're FAB! 
Maybe you could bond over a gold egg?
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Maybe you could bond over a gold egg?
Oh, there were a few gold eggs!
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Maybe you could bond over a gold egg?
Oh, there were a few gold eggs!
I'll chip in for the honeymoon.
Barbados.
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Maybe you could bond over a gold egg?
but we all know what happened to 'Verruca Salt'.
"Don't care how, I want it noooooooooooooooow......" *boom, into the furnace*
Here's one we can all appreciate, Ducky 
That's a man who's hurting.
Saz...wake up and smell the Red Mountain.
I think he just threatened to chuck me into a furnace 
You know your boyfriend's cheating Saz...
And she's 50.
Rawky wouldn't do that to you
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
That's a man who's hurting.
Saz...wake up and smell the Red Mountain.
it hurts so bad.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
You know your boyfriend's cheating Saz...
And she's 50.
Maybe he's seeing Samantha Brick, she is irresistible after all
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
That's a man who's hurting.
Saz...wake up and smell the Red Mountain.
it hurts so bad.
We'll get there in the end.
Panorama theme tune down the isle 
I already have my gold hat for the wedding 
Don't seat me behind Gypsy with that fecking hat.....I'll never get to see the ceremony!
Are you joking? The groom will be glowing in a golden glow... his suit will be being picked up by satellites! You wont be able to miss him!
Maybe I could just watch it from the sofa then
just look up to the sky !