Chilean ?

150 feet down under what?.......think about the answer before opening the fire exit!!!!!!!

My granny was from Santiago.

Mine was from Plumstead.

Did she smoke cigars?

No, she loved a smoked kipper or two tho.

Mine were from Motherwell and Muirkirk.

Mine was from Whitehaven...loads of mines 

I guess I've travelled.

so did my gran with the pit ponies...frontier woman Velvet 

Down Under by the sounds of it!!!!

I'll do the jokes  

Sorry , now about your predicament...........

i'll have to do a risk assessment of the situation, can you tell i've been on a Health and Safety course this week  are you wearing PPE?

last I saw it was a latex suit and a hairnet...does that work for Velvet 

what?!! Is this The BibleFactor? 

I think he is doomed, he should have steel toe cap boots  *prays for velvet*

I'm glad this wasn't a question in my exam 

Yes.

A wee parable.

That would normally be a tenner.

actually, I would vote for that . 

Cheque's in the post Velvet

I think you might be right Aims, I'm pleased he's quoting parable's 

We are afflicted in every way, but not crushed; perplexed, but not driven to despair; persecuted, but not forsaken; struck down, but not destroyed;

You got out of that Circular Chamber yet Velvet?

(forgot to say I love your positive thinking with the parable xx)

I'm walking down Dean Street..  

Purple Pants Everyday?

pleased your up and out Velvet 

Could you believe I stayed in a Resettlement Home there once?

Manic with a P.

Dean Street sounds nicer 

It was Dean Street Dame.

Total effing madhouse.

Believe me - I was there 

But I'm okay now  

Not picked up a gun in twenty years 

Sounds like the sewers to me.

They're heartless Fluffs.

But I might cope  

Aww, I'm glad you're out.

Now the next question is....Dean Street where? Is it the same place you were in when you went down?

Londinium.