OH lord it looked like she was heading in to here just now.  Glad Mr C sits nearer to the doors than I do 

Is it Dennis Waterman and wife? 

No it sounds like she's the one doing the throwing.  Perhaps she's Denise Waterman.

Her mates arrived now.

ooh keep us updated Cinds, its boring round here

Last I could hear, she's off to someones house to bray her 

How exciting .............we once lived next door to neighbours like that (when we were first married) - it was a wonderful source of entertainment - I'm very ashamed to say I even resorted to the old glass on the wall routine a couple of times 

Soozy the house we lived in before this one, the couple next door where a right source of entertainment, and the walls were so thin there was no need for the glass on the wall.  The best was when they were fighting one evening and it sounded like she'd ripped all the kitchen cupboards off the walls, he eventually locked in the back garden and kept throwing buckets of water out the bathroom window at her.  She was a proper lunatic.

OH yeah and one night we had had words, and that's all it was loud words, not even a full argument, and they had the audacity to come round and complain about the noise 

having lived next door to a nightmare family for about five years, I am really happy that it is boring round here now

Barney, I'm glad this is just at work.  The most excitement we get in our street is when the little girls who live there fall out.  It can turn quite nasty 

Thats how I got my name Soozy. The neighbours were having a row and I got a glass to investigate  Its hard to resist 

it is awful when it is at home, we finally sold up and moved on which was a shame cos we really loved the house ... you wouldnt believe some of the trouble the whole family caused, from the mother (who punched a policeman one day who came to arrest one of her sons - 8 years old and loved setting fire to buildings, with or without people in them) to the youngest child (3 at the time) who found it great fun to "draw pictures" on my car with a stone.  My mums health started to suffer with the worry, and we were really surprised to be able to sell up to be honest, cos the area looked awful with their broken windows stuffed with clothes to keep out the chill   fences in the street they had broken and fire scorched gardens

we used to call our nosey neighbour Hilda Ogden   I may have to call you Hilda from now on

 We had to move once too, cos of the neighbours, but they weren't as bad as that But I know just how wearing it can be

Barney, how very dare you, I resemble that remark 

Good god Barney, they sound delightful. 

now now Hilda, don't get your muriel in a twist

Ye gods, thats awful Barney  They weren't even afraid of the police, so I guess there was no point even calling them.

that is only the beginning Cinds, we have actually moved onto a main road now, just down the road from a hospital, fire station and motorway ... but believe it or not, it is much more peaceful now

i tell no lies, but the day they were evicted, police were turning up in the street and all shaking hands with each other cos they were out of their area, felt sorry for the poor sods who ended up with them

 *adjusts hairnet*

Good riddance. I just wonder how people can be so aggressive - what a nightmare family!

We had a very nosey neighbour( Mr Court) who we called News of the World.

When my sisters son was little I remember mr Court saying 'Hello R' - he replied 'Hello World of the Court' - he looked very confused and we just breathed a sigh of relief that he'd got it wrong.

havent heard that since i was a kid 

Barney after living next door to our nightmare family, we moved in to a house that backs on to the A1, it's very noisy in the back garden which is a massive con, but a huge pro is, you can sit in the back garden and talk about what the heck you want and your neighbours can't hear. 10 years down the line of living next door to my noisy A1 neighbour during the summer it wakes me up during the night when it's less busy and just the odd car zooms by.

Clumsy, I laughed when I heard it too, for the same reason.  I remember having scraps with my sisters when we were little and saying 'I'm going to bray ya' and my Dad used to say "donkeys bray'

Stay tuned.

pirate's gonna blow his left gasket.

Not good on a v-twin.

I've got a 50/50 bet on who blows first.

Although the current favourite is closer to meltdown.

Hammer it.

Bingo