I won't be smiling if any of my lot buy me Domestos Toilet Gel.

I'll be lucky to get toilet gel. 

Well, maybe if you bought the boy some biscuits, you might get a better pressie!

When she gives you a glass to drink, will it kill you?

I'm not sure, but if it does at least the undertaker won't have as much work to do when he flushes out my insides for embalming.

Glitter roses £8 at Sainsbury's - look wonderful

ahhh, that's outrageous Cinds! ! 

I would brain them if they gave me that !

There was once when women

Yes its a disgrace

A rocket up the arse for my mum. a shed load of demestos for little Gyps to give her mum. And flowers for my nan!

I've bought my Mam a rose plant with her name, and she'll be getting a donation in to her Australia fund.  (I'm hoping her Australia fund is just for another visit and not her plotting a hostile takeover).

 

I've bought myself a nice pair of KG shoes and a fabulous little scarf I happened upon while I was there shoe shopping ... for Mothers day obviously

 

Zazz I'm sure Gyps will be thrilled to bits with her bleach. 

I've bought my mum some champneys products from boots, they're 3 for 2 at the moment I'm also driving 300 miles to spend the day with her, and she's taken on a shift at work we are having dinner together though. I told her I'm going to paint half her bedroom purple while she's at work she wasn't amused

Sweet I love the Champneys products at Boots.

 

I might get my Mam some of this as well.

 

shameless bumping.....it's funny, well to me it is 

I'm guessing it's assorted fudge.

As long as it is the aforementioned "Designer" brand!

I flippin well hope so, as much as I like the Welsh, I do not want any of their ass fudge, whether it's a ladies or a mans.

Syd do you mean Domestos?  

 

I'm in a bit of a ranty mood tonight, so sorry if I am coming across as being sharp/short in my replies.

 

But I hate Domestos as a bleach, it's crap for the toilet (no pun intended), it's too thick and just slides right down in to the water.  I prefer Tesco or Asda own brand bleach it sticks to the bowl as it slowly slides it's heavenly cleaning way down the toilet.

 Cinds, I was only joking, bleach is bleach to me, what ever is on special offer is good enough for me and my germs, it all ends up in the same sewer  xx

 

(And if any of my offspring are reading this..........Noooooo) 

I get enough Ass Fudge from the kids on a weekly basis.....I don't want any on Mothers day!

 

I bought my Mum some comfortable walking shoes  WHAT??  They're practical and she can't find shoes to fit her ermmm 'plump' feet in town so I looked online and bought her 2 pairs, one for now and sandals for when the weather is better.

 

Also bought the Mum-in-law a cardigan and top.  She's hates chocs and has a mountain of smellies (which I need to go raid soon) and would rather have something useful so she's getting a cardi and she'll like it 

FFS. This will be sunday we are talking about isnt it I bought my mum a card today at tesco, and left it at the checkout HELP!!!!!

 

I really have NO NO NO  idea what to get her. Same old crap every year, may as well just throw some money into the air because she never uses anything, gives any chocs you give her away etc.  I bought her the most amazing roses last year.... she kept them in the spare room because they gave my brother hayfever

 

My Mum in law is like that Gyps...which is why I stopped spending any sort of money on her coz she doesnt wear any of the jewellry I bought her, nor the perfume, doesn't use the smelly sets and gives the chocs to the kids so I buy her something in the sale section and don't give it a second thought.  

 

I like her though  might not sound as though I do but I do!

Its a pain isnt it. You want to spoil them, to show you care and they sort of brush it off.

 

I send her a hamper at xmas now, because I think she has to eat it (till i found out she just gives it to anyone who shows a passing interest in anything in it).

 

These were the roses i bought her last year... really special and different!

http://interrose.co.uk/happy_roses.shtml

Aye they're lovely.....very different!!  

 

I don't mind buying to my own Mum coz she likes everything she gets.  She wears every single thing people buy her and she uses up all the perfumes/make ups/smellies so I'll happily buy to her but buying to someone who doesn't give a shit how much effort you put into something really gets up my nose.

It was my mums birthday today - I bought her PJ's and a watch with big numbers -(her sights not so good). For Mothers day I've got her choccies and DVD (King of Kings) - she loves her DVD's.

Apparently I'm a nightmare to buy for. 

Not because I'm ungrateful (I'm not! ) but because no one knows what to get me   Dunno why cos I like smellies, I smoke and I drink - what's the problem?

 

My mum and ma in law are both easy going, so I'll pick them something up on Saturday; they always appreciate anything they're given.  Or they seem to............

 

Happy birthday to your Mum, Soozy.

Every year we get my mom AND my  mil a pretty hanging basket of flowers to put up outside. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

Random question: if smellies aren't perfumes, what ARE they? You  mean sachets? Or what? 

Smellies are bath products/ lotions / creams and that sort of thing.

Well smellies mean anything that makes you smell nice..ie..Bath oils, perfume, Body lotion etc......

 

(Emphasis on the "You" not the Loo)

 Thank you for clearing that up. 

I got those last sat from my kids for my birthday

My mum is also hard to buy for  so she's getting slippers(she asked for those)  and flowers  daughter left me mine before she went away and i got a wine glass saying the duchess on it and a new top