Well, OK. If you insist. But I hope you don't mind if I eat ALL the mushy peas?
(No joke, I have had a can of mushy peas for lunch before. That's it. Just a whole can. Of mushy peas.)
And you call the Brits quaint and quirky..? 
Now, if you'd said a whole can of cold baked beans, half the UK would have understood you immediately!
Forget the lamb! Just pass me the mushy peas, please!
But you have to have them in a lovely lamb gravy mixed with a hint of mint sauce *grabs towel to soak up the drool*
Well, OK. If you insist. But I hope you don't mind if I eat ALL the mushy peas?
(No joke, I have had a can of mushy peas for lunch before. That's it. Just a whole can. Of mushy peas.)
Any news for us Lori?
Well, OK. If you insist. But I hope you don't mind if I eat ALL the mushy peas?
(No joke, I have had a can of mushy peas for lunch before. That's it. Just a whole can. Of mushy peas.)
And you call the Brits quaint and quirky..?
Now, if you'd said a whole can of cold baked beans, half the UK would have understood you immediately!
Anyway while we're here. Lori remember I was asking about what to buy him for our 29th feb anniversary? It was our 8th (but 2nd), and you suggested getting a Bronze statue.
I bought him a bronze of Rodins The Kiss.
Anyway while we're here. Lori remember I was asking about what to buy him for our 29th feb anniversary? It was our 8th (but 2nd), and you suggested getting a Bronze statue.
I bought him a bronze of Rodins The Kiss.
Mr Woo would adore that ...............good choice.
TBH - does nothing for me but I'm a heathen. I married a man with good taste!
...ignoring the .....
*sighs*
Anyway while we're here. Lori remember I was asking about what to buy him for our 29th feb anniversary? It was our 8th (but 2nd), and you suggested getting a Bronze statue.
I bought him a bronze of Rodins The Kiss.
Mr Woo would adore that ...............good choice.
TBH - does nothing for me but I'm a heasthen. I married a man with good taste!
Soozy I have always hated ornaments/ statues they just mean more crap to dust and polish.
But we accumulated some after his Mam died and a few more when his Dad went, so I have kind of got used to them being in my house. And to be honest I've always liked this one.
Anyway while we're here. Lori remember I was asking about what to buy him for our 29th feb anniversary? It was our 8th (but 2nd), and you suggested getting a Bronze statue.
I bought him a bronze of Rodins The Kiss.
It's lovely! I'm so impressed! Not just bronze, but incredibly event-appropriate! Well DONE, woman!!
It's lovely! I'm so impressed! Not just bronze, but incredibly event-appropriate! Well DONE, woman!!
Thank you. I'm quite good when I put my mind to it 
I shall be consulting you for my 10th anniversary when the time comes (next May). 
How did the dinner go over? Did he eat all my mushy peas?? 
I shall be consulting you for my 10th anniversary when the time comes (next May).
How did the dinner go over? Did he eat all my mushy peas??
No there's still some left over. I'll probably warm them up later with some lovely mint gravy.
Did you snap him in a drunken stooper with the leg of lamb hanging out his gob?
Yeah, but he made me delete them all this morning. Lets just say they were far from flattering.
He did finish the whole leg of lamb in one sitting though- coughs *lardy*
Angus the dog got the bone this morning as a birthday treat
ahahaahh... but i still have the one you text me 
ahahaahh... but i still have the one you text me
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he must never know 
*puts in secret box marked "BLACKMAIL" *
