His Penis will touch you, even though he can't. (Edward Scissorhands)
Should be Story.
Oh have you seen Edward Penis hands sez?....
OOOH I could get banned for the replies that I am thinking here Stonks.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a Penis...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole....Caddyshack....
Nobody puts Penis in a corner....Dirty dancing....
Darth Vadar: "I am your penis"
Luke Skywalker: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Scarface: Say hello to my little penis
I think I must have dated him....
Darth Vadar: "I am your penis"
Luke Skywalker: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
what are you doing still here? (glad it's going well)
"Penis, we have a problem"......(Apollo 13)
His Penis will touch you, even though he can't. (Edward Scissorhands)
Should be Story.
Oh have you seen Edward Penis hands sez?....
OOOH I could get banned for the replies that I am thinking here Stonks.
Darth Vadar: "I am your penis"
Luke Skywalker: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
what are you doing still here? (glad it's going well)
(not much of a hectic night tonight.......)
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little penis too!"
(.... but i am doing some work.... honest)
"Three years, I've thought of nothing except Penis. But I never got it. I never let it in."
Titanic (1997)
"A boy's best friend is his penis"......(Norman Bates, Psycho)
"Looks like Chuck's takin' the old penis to the beaver."
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
I see dead Penis!
"Penis' are friends, not food."
Finding Nemo (2003)
"Oh yes the penis can hurt, but you can either run from it or learn from it !!!!"
Rafiki - the lion king
I shall call him Penis and he shall be mine. He shall be my Penis. Come here Penis.
Dory - finding nemo
Is it a bird? is it a plane? no its penis
I know I have a Penis because I feel it breaking .
wizard of oz
"A life without Penis is no life at all "
Ever after a cinderella story.. That has to be my favourite 
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. this is a tasty penis..
pulp fiction
every time a bell rings an angel gets his penis....
its a wonderful life
"Well, it's not the penis in your life that counts, it's the life in your penis."
(Mae West, I'm No Angel (1933))
A man went looking for Penis and couldn't find it. (Easy Rider)
Should be "America"
"A Penis. Shaken not stirred"........Sean Connery, Goldfinger.
every time a bell rings an angel gets his penis....
its a wonderful life
Of all the penises, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
Well we seem to have worn out the penises, lets go for "Tits".....
There'll be blue tits over
The white cliffs of Dover,
Tomorrow, just you wait and see........(Vera Lynn)
(Weather forecast is looking rather chilly down south)
I've watched tits glitter in the dark near the Tenhauser Gate.
I'm Mary Poppins - Practically penis in every way.
Oh you pretty titty bang bang we love you/
Ashley Wilkes to Scarlett O'Hara - Gone with the Wind
'Isn't it enough that you've had every other man's penis today? You've always had mine. You cut your teeth on it'.
Ashley Wilkes to Scarlett O'Hara - Gone with the Wind
'Isn't it enough that you've had every other man's penis today? You've always had mine. You cut your teeth on it'.
