Originally Posted by Renton:
They shud dip his bamboo in Viagra 
I think you have to swallow Viagra and not dip parts of your body in it.
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Renton:
They shud dip his bamboo in Viagra
I think you have to swallow Viagra and not dip parts of your body in it.
I doubt his "bamboo" wud be big enough
Are you up for shagging a bear?
Bubbles in the corner of people's mouthes
Early mornings.
This obsession with playing on mobile phones rather than socialising.
The ban on no smoking in pubs.
Originally Posted by Saint:
Early mornings.
This obsession with playing on mobile phones rather than socialising.
The ban on no smoking in pubs.
(Our pub has a ban on smoking)
We love the occasional telly quiz.
But Room 101 beckons for people who on being asked, "What would you do with the money?" answer along the money wasting lines of........
"Well we want to get married."
"I'd like to buy a big car!"
"I want to go to Australia to see my family!"
(They went there to get away from you)
We always side with the punters who woiuld like to invest it wisely for the future.
Sorry i meant to say "The ban on smerkin in perbs"
