She keeps churning out the story "I taught the twins to use a kettle because they didn't know how" Thats because most Americans don't use electric kettles.
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Exactly Longcat, lets see her go to America and try and use some of their fandangled coffee makers..not everyone uses instant coffee....
She is deluded and believes her own hype and take on things
Wish she would also stop saying...."I did 2 weeks of a 3 week show, so i did a third of it and i am happy" 
Originally Posted by stonks:
Exactly Longcat, lets see her go to America and try and use some of their fandangled coffee makers..not everyone uses instant coffee....
I couldn't use one of their coffee machines with the filters and stuff. When I was in America I asked for tea and she gave me a cup with another piece of top and I didn't have a clue what to do with it.
Originally Posted by longcat:
Originally Posted by stonks:
Exactly Longcat, lets see her go to America and try and use some of their fandangled coffee makers..not everyone uses instant coffee....
I couldn't use one of their coffee machines with the filters and stuff. When I was in America I asked for tea and she gave me a cup with another piece of top and I didn't have a clue what to do with it.
I have lost count of the number of metal teapots I've had to bring over for my brothers over the years,first time I was asked I thought they were having me on but they were serious.
Originally Posted by Skylark24:
Wish she would also stop saying...."I did 2 weeks of a 3 week show, so i did a third of it and i am happy"
She must have been absent when they were doing fractions at her school.
Originally Posted by longcat:
Originally Posted by stonks:
Exactly Longcat, lets see her go to America and try and use some of their fandangled coffee makers..not everyone uses instant coffee....
I couldn't use one of their coffee machines with the filters and stuff. When I was in America I asked for tea and she gave me a cup with another piece of top and I didn't have a clue what to do with it.
..I get confused in a service station trying to do a Bewleys....
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Skylark24:
Wish she would also stop saying...."I did 2 weeks of a 3 week show, so i did a third of it and i am happy"
She must have been absent when they were doing fractions at her school.
I thought that was just me..I was thinking..no it must be me thats wrong....
They don't do washing up bowls either.
Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Skylark24:
Wish she would also stop saying...."I did 2 weeks of a 3 week show, so i did a third of it and i am happy"
She must have been absent when they were doing fractions at her school.
I thought that was just me..I was thinking..no it must be me thats wrong....
Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Skylark24:
Wish she would also stop saying...."I did 2 weeks of a 3 week show, so i did a third of it and i am happy"
She must have been absent when they were doing fractions at her school.
I thought that was just me..I was thinking..no it must be me thats wrong....
No, it's definitely her, Stonks.