i'm always careful when i go outside - the cat deposits his kills outside the back door

Should have left it till the morning

Oh yuck! You may have to have a wee drinky to settle yourself 

You'll  not nip out bare feet for sure!

I can't.. i'm too superstious at new year - i even have to empty the hoover when I'm done. 

What a dashed good idea!   Don't mind if I do!

Because I'd hate to think any of my gaga friends had to go through what I've just gone through.

I had a takeaway dinner..... it being New Year (have to have everything tidy for the 'bells') I took the leftovers to the outside bin.     It's dark.    It's wet.   I have stone stairs to go down outside.     I fell down a set of these babies last week on black ice - but that's another story... but it does explain why - .....I'm very cautious on these steps at the moment.       I went down them one step at a time, holding on to the wall... hobbled to the bin..... deposited remants of ribs and rice in said bin... turned round.. back to stairs.... up one step... ooops... best hold on to the wall and then it happened....

I put my had full square on a SLUG!!!!!    EEEEEWWWWW!  EEEEEEEWWWWW!  EEEEEWWWW!    EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!     I'm traumatised.

I put my hand full square on a SLUG!!!!!    EEEEEWWWWW!  EEEEEEEWWWWW!  EEEEEWWWW!    EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!     I'm traumatised.

Because I'd hate to think any of my gaga friends had to go through what I've just gone through.

I had a takeaway dinner..... it being New Year (have to have everything tidy for the 'bells') I took the leftovers to the outside bin.     It's dark.    It's wet.   I have stone stairs to go down outside.     I fell down a set of these babies last week on black ice - but that's another story... but it does explain why - .....I'm very cautious on these steps at the moment.       I went down them one step at a time, holding on to the wall... hobbled to the bin..... deposited remnants of ribs and rice in said bin... turned round.. back to stairs.... up one step... ooops... best hold on to the wall and then it happened....

I put my hand full square on a SLUG!!!!!    EEEEEWWWWW!  EEEEEEEWWWWW!  EEEEEWWWW!    EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!     I'm traumatised.

get a beaker and partially bury , pour some  beer into it the slugs are alkies so head for the beer , fall in  and can't get out and die...at least they die happy

this reminds of  many friends behaviour on a friday night, cept they arent slugs( for the most part) nor do they die.

So really, it's nothing like your mates or what happens to them

I've now learned that ribs 'n rice and coffee 'n choccy biscuits can induce slug attacks

So unfair..!