Years and years ago, when we were first married, we were decorating and i said to my husband this "widchup is hard to get off the wall"  He fell about laughing and to this day he never lets me forget it, it gets brought up whenever theres talk of anything wallpapery or decorating or just if he remembers it!! ( to be clear i meant woodchip as in woodchip wallpaper) We are nearly married 31yrs so i don't think he'll ever let it go!!

sorry just read through your post again - did you mean for this year if so just ignore me

I did post this a while back but worth doing again!!

I passed a man and woman in the street. The woman was saying to the man "And squirrels are the 3rd most intelligent animals in the world - but that's because they're marsupials!"

The man was just nodding in agreement

my most stupidest remark this year was on holiday in florida..we left a theme park after the fireworks so it was about 1am..obviously dark,but still hot..

an dipstick here says 'do you think i'll still catch the sun at night?'....

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...