Panto legends The Krankies have admitted to being secret swingers with an "anywhere, anytime" attitude to sex.
The husband and wife team Ian and Janette Tough today revealed they had multiple partners at the height of their fame.
And the couple claim they had to give up sleeping around to prevent their lovers getting jealous.
Ian, 64, told the Daily Record the kids' favourites enjoyed sex on golf courses, adding: "Jersey was good."
And Janette said: "We went out for Sunday lunch one day and got a bit romantic out at sea.
"We nearly ended up in France. I couldn't make it last that long now."
The couple admitted they were "wilder than rock stars" on tour and would often drink to excess.
Janette said: "It wasn't years or months or anything like that. It was when we were on tour."
Ian added: "Status Quo lent us their coach once and when we gave it back they said, 'Blinking heck, this is worse than if we'd lent it to a rock show and this was for a kids' show'."