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I am now at the stage which Mr Zappa referred to as, "hair growing out every hole in me!"
Suddenly my eyebrows have gone berserk and I have to trim 'em every couple of weeks. I let Mrs Jer at my hair (she's good)    then she asked if I wanted my eyebrows doing. The last time she put a hole in one of them so I asked her to be careful.
I now have one half an inch short.
Don't let your OH at your eyebrows!

Or mebbees she thinks I'm having an affair?

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Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I am now at the stage which Mr Zappa referred to as, "hair growing out every hole in me!"
Suddenly my eyebrows have gone berserk and I have to trim 'em every couple of weeks. I let Mrs Jer at my hair (she's good)    then she asked if I wanted my eyebrows doing. The last time she put a hole in one of them so I asked her to be careful.
I now have one half an inch short.
Don't let your OH at your eyebrows!

Or mebbees she thinks I'm having an affair?

FM
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:

I was in the House of Lords bar once (go me! ) and sitting together on a sofa were Dennis Healey and Geoffrey Howe.  They made a Yeti and Chewbacca look positively well groomed.  Healey was beyond grotesque; eyebrows, nasal and ear hair and the most disgusting yellow teeth

 

Keep on grooming Joe!

suzybean
Originally Posted by Skylark24:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:

! Can't stop laughing at this thread  

Reminds me.. the first time I saw my ex after he'd moved out, he'd been for a haircut and they'd got a bit carried away trimming his eyebrows  . he looked a bit Uncle Fester

Glad to hear it 

! The barber is on my Christmas card list now  

FM
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I am now at the stage which Mr Zappa referred to as, "hair growing out every hole in me!"
Suddenly my eyebrows have gone berserk and I have to trim 'em every couple of weeks. I let Mrs Jer at my hair (she's good)    then she asked if I wanted my eyebrows doing. The last time she put a hole in one of them so I asked her to be careful.
I now have one half an inch short.
Don't let your OH at your eyebrows!

Or mebbees she thinks I'm having an affair?

New 'eyebrow bar'  has recently become available in our 'backwater' independent  department store .....Have those buggas started sprouting outta your nose and ears yet?  

FM
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:

I was in the House of Lords bar once (go me! ) and sitting together on a sofa were Dennis Healey and Geoffrey Howe.  They made a Yeti and Chewbacca look positively well groomed.  Healey was beyond grotesque; eyebrows, nasal and ear hair and the most disgusting yellow teeth

 

Keep on grooming Joe!

I remember speculation about an affair between two pretty high profile colleagues, to which I said NO BLOODY WAY, on the grounds that. (knowing her,) that she'd have had to have got rid of his sprouting nose hairs!

FM

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