Suddenly my eyebrows have gone berserk and I have to trim 'em every couple of weeks. I let Mrs Jer at my hair (she's good) then she asked if I wanted my eyebrows doing. The last time she put a hole in one of them so I asked her to be careful.
I now have one half an inch short.
Don't let your OH at your eyebrows!
Or mebbees she thinks I'm having an affair?