Well I never, you wouldn't believe what happened today when I was out shopping.

Firstly someone collapsed in front of me at the entrance to asdas, then if that wasn't bad enough on the way out the alarm went of and I got dragged back by a burly guard. I panic easily so turned around and smacked him in the jaw. Luckily just as this happened a youth took off at high speed with his loot which left me telling the guard he had the wrong person which he accepted and gave chase to the youth..He was caught by the time I got to the shopping center doors by the burly guard with the sore jaw. I stopped to help as I thought it was the least I could do after chinning the guy by mistake.

No hard feeling were left between the guard and myself by the time I started edging gingerly towards my car with my chicken dinner still stuffed safely up me jumper.