I was wearing my Shite Shirt on the train the other day - unfortunately my train ticket blew out of the window as a stern looking, overweight conductor was approaching me down the aisle. I really didn’t want to be getting into any argument and have to pay the b@stards a £50 fine... When he came over and I explained what had happened he simply shook my hand and all he said was “that is a great Shite Shirt, I love Shite Shirts. I’m wearing one right now under my uniform I love it so much.” He opened up his white train company standard issue shirt to reveal a mad floral design underneath. He wasn’t as overweight as I first thought, he was wearing two shirts. What a legend.
Don't be shy with your shite shirt stories. Blouses can be shite too.