Weird I know, but they said I'm too nice to them and too much of a gentleman, not like their fellas (They don't come into work with black eyes). They take the piss out of me all day as I'm the only bloke in the office apart from the supervisor, we all get on brill, it's like working with your mates but I don't bite at their antics. I told one of the girls she smells, and that she's that ugly when she goes to sleep her pillow cries at night, but I have no idea how to be a bastard, please help?
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Here's one for Mrs. Mills the agony aunt from the Sunday Times.
Shit in their coffee.
Good idea but may end up in me getting the sack.
" I told one of the girls she smells, and that she's that ugly when she goes to sleep her pillow cries at night"
With sweet talk like this, sounds like you are well on your way .....