Who have you been talking to?

       I can't reveal 

what bridge  

*tie Ducky down and shine a torch in her eyes* 

Anyone got a skipping rope handy? 

I have a feeling I should seach through the threads to find the culprit.

It could be any of us though Ducky 

will this do?

*grabs one*

Nooooooooo not the knicker elastic!

you can bungee off the bridge 

I have a very healthy....normal.....run of the mill.....non perverted..... love of bridges...that's all.....nothing sinister.  

Erm....in particular... this one....

My love for chinook helicopters on the other hand.....totally perverted

See, that wasn't so bad Ducky. That's a nice bridge that is 

It took me a while to work out what MrsB was on about I was worried I had confessed to something I couldn't remember

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't believe you lot didn't know about Ducky's object fetishes..  

she loves (in a totally wrong way)..   bridges, chinooks & wind turbines...   

and Stormtroopers

(might as well get it all out in the open in one hit Ducks)

Right..  my work here is done.. I am off to bed 

Ducky, I hope you're going to have stern words with Ditty for that  

Thanks Ditty. You're a pal

I shall plot my revenge while she sleeps Sprouty. Mwahahaha and all that

You go girl!!!