Really wants to post for the C, but I probably shouldn't if I want my account here to remain open. 

Bum obsessive.

oh oh I have C

Justine McCray is a caralho.

Dick.

Excrement fixated.

Or should that be instrument?  

For our Irish counterparts

Justine is an Eeejit.

Fecker.

glakit ... Im not watching BB but i can still join in 

Head banger

imbecile

Hairy knuckled piece of crap that gives all geordies a bad name, not all men from up here are like that.

Juvenile

Knuckle head (heed) so he knows what I mean if the moron reads this.

Hahaha if he reads this, what I meant was, if someone reads this to him.

fecalpheliac

jay mckray is a..

LOSER

Moron/Muppet

Numptie.

Nicompoop.

Offal.

prick

Rectum

Sleaze.

Scroyle.

Trumpet.

We missed a Q word out, so queynte. 

useless............in the 'wank off' he came in about a minute...