Ok, so my last effort didn't work 
Got this in an E-mail and am sharing with you all
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch below!
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Name is Jethro. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, skanks or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Asian street-name, Ho Lee Schitt.
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Jeezus - but he is a massif brute 
That is one big dog!
I hope he goes to a happy home, will take some feeding tho!
Love his name
You'd need a farm to keep him
I think Jethro is a big softy.
Normally the case Yogi 
It's all do to with how they're brought up but I'd hate to feed him
Normally the case Yogi It's all do to with how they're brought up but I'd hate to feed him
Can you imagine the size of his food bowl, it must be enormous.
WTF?! That's not a dog, it's a pony
Normally the case Yogi It's all do to with how they're brought up but I'd hate to feed him
Can you imagine the size of his food bowl, it must be enormous.
WTF?! That's not a dog, it's a pony
Hehe! Someone will be able to get a ride on it's back!
wow that's huge!
I'd adopt him but he'd eat me!I really hope that's a joke/not real..
to me that's no different to someone putting a large child up for adoption cos they eat too much!
If its just someone having a laugh, then fair enough.. if its actually someone's attempt to rehome their dog, then the jokey style is in bad taste!
& yeah.. I know... they're just animals to some people
Aww c'mon Ditty, there's nothing malicious in that surely?
I think it's a joke Ditty
he's a gorgeous dog but he'd eat Milo for an h'orderve
I really hope that's a joke/not real..
to me that's no different to someone putting a large child up for adoption cos they eat too much!
If its just someone having a laugh, then fair enough.. if its actually someone's attempt to rehome their dog, then the jokey style is in bad taste!
& yeah.. I know... they're just animals to some people
I thought it was a joke.
WTF?! That's not a dog, it's a pony
*strokes it*
That's not a dog, that's a dinosaur!
I'd take him tomorrow. Gorgeous fella (and I love his 'street' name) 
You'd need a snow shovel for a poopascoop....
I really hope that's a joke/not real..
to me that's no different to someone putting a large child up for adoption cos they eat too much!
If its just someone having a laugh, then fair enough.. if its actually someone's attempt to rehome their dog, then the jokey style is in bad taste!
& yeah.. I know... they're just animals to some people
Its a joke Ditty, that pictures been doing the rounds for years on the net....
As stonks says, it's been doing the rounds for years. As I was looking around I found this and thought I'd post it here.
PORK CHOPS?
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger, after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment.
Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could be found quickly were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops??
Take a look...
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Now, please tell me one more time...... Why can't the rest of the world get along?
I gaurantee that dog will be a huge softie that likes a tummy tickle and a choc drop 
As stonks says, it's been doing the rounds for years. As I was looking around I found this and thought I'd post it here.
PORK CHOPS?
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger, after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment.
Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could be found quickly were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops??
Take a look...
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Now, please tell me one more time...... Why can't the rest of the world get along?
Aww El, that's a fabulous story, and those pics are so sweet.
