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Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Syd:

 Bit like the X Factor, there is always one that whinges...

Oi!

Get back, wench! Don't know if ye've heard of me skill set, but if'n ye ain't careful, I'll be practicin' some "elective surgery" on ye!

 

*refrains from whinging any more, in case it hurts any chance of winning*

 

me thinks we need a judge that be impartial..... puts thinking cap on 

*hopes it isn't Syd*

Admiral Scot

 

 

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Dame_Ann_Average

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