Bout bloomin time too!

all i remeber was this strange word going through my head.......dux..........

I on the other hand, spent months and months waiting patiently for you to return.   

 So..... what you been up to matey?

and not before time!

blimey Rekaff - where have you blinkin been

you always did have a thing for the duck

ive been waiting months as well........12 months actually, i thought the judge was a bit severe but i was a repeat offender.............................or a complete eastender, it was hard to make out

hi guys, how have you coped without me...............................

Non commital on that one 

Well welcome back........ nowt much has changed round these parts (except maybe the way we quote..... probably best not to make a thread about that though )

Hey there Rekaf.... welcome back... wherever you are

welcome back 

Ducky! 

i'm welling up here guys.........................or i went up to wellin.........

Ducky must have spiked you..she spiked me once with speed, I was fine just got alot of hoovering done....

I regretted the spiking when you came at me with that hoover!

 Good advice!

welcome back Rekaf

thank you all so much for a wonderful warm welcome, i have to go but i will be back to drive you all mad n the next couple of days,my 'nurse' says its time for me to go so he has to retighten the restraints (sexual proclivity jokes on a postcard please)

*buys a book of 12 first class stamps*

Night Rekaf.....sleep well

I was doing the drive....