...who would it be? By 'de-celeb' i mean take someones celebrity status away from them.
My 1st choice would be Katie Price...followed by Simon Cowell and Ant & Dec.
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Princess Anne.
Banksy.
Kate Moss.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Banksy.
I reckon Banksy is actually Katie Price, so that would be a win win! 
I'd like to dismantle the whole celebrity "culture". It rewards people who have done little or nothing to deserve attention and money.
I agree with PC, there are too many wannabees now to make a choice. They all blend into mush. 
PS. TBF to Banksy, I don't thinks he's after celebrity status. 
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
I'd like to dismantle the whole celebrity "culture". It rewards people who have done little or nothing to deserve attention and money.
Yeah, what's it my friend's school teacher husband used to say about OBE's.........other buggers efforts
probably most ex BB slebs who think theyre the bees bollox and you have to look at them with awe and admiration if they walk into the same pub youre in
oh
and katie 'look at my t*ts, read my books i didnt write,im more orange than you are,ive got my own show nobody watches but me,look at my t*ts' price
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
probably most ex BB slebs who think theyre the bees bollox and you have to look at them with awe and admiration if they walk into the same pub youre in
oh
and katie 'look at my t*ts, read my books i didnt write,im more orange than you are,ive got my own show nobody watches but me,look at my t*ts' price
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
probably most ex BB slebs who think theyre the bees bollox and you have to look at them with awe and admiration if they walk into the same pub youre in
oh
and katie 'look at my t*ts, read my books i didnt write,im more orange than you are,ive got my own show nobody watches but me,look at my t*ts' price
and shes bringing up 'princess tsunami anthony worrall thompson' to be the same
the kid had a feature on her bedroom in a mag (i was looking in the newsagents)
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
probably most ex BB slebs who think theyre the bees bollox and you have to look at them with awe and admiration if they walk into the same pub youre in
oh
and katie 'look at my t*ts, read my books i didnt write,im more orange than you are,ive got my own show nobody watches but me,look at my t*ts' price
and shes bringing up 'princess tsunami anthony worrall thompson' to be the same
the kid had a feature on her bedroom in a mag (i was looking in the newsagents)
Hahahahahahaha
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
probably most ex BB slebs who think theyre the bees bollox and you have to look at them with awe and admiration if they walk into the same pub youre in
oh
and katie 'look at my t*ts, read my books i didnt write,im more orange than you are,ive got my own show nobody watches but me,look at my t*ts' price
and shes bringing up 'princess tsunami anthony worrall thompson' to be the same
the kid had a feature on her bedroom in a mag (i was looking in the newsagents)
What's so better? one person's bedroom's the same as another innit?
Agree with Peter on this. The whole celeb 'culture' has got out of hand!
Originally Posted by sprout:
What's so better? one person's bedroom's the same as another innit?
i think not!
i shared a flat with a relative who was a part time model and an air hostess-what a nightmare she was!
she was a slovenly git. make up and clothes everywhere
however
my room was tidy
when she got back from flying to and from wherever, she used to try and get into my room cos hers was a pigsty
we didnt last long sharing
Oo-er!
michelle heaton
JLS, they're bloody everywhere.
Josie Gibson, she's so annoying
Keith Lemon, needs no explanation
Justin Lee Collins - although he seems to be doing a good job of de-celebretising himself recently
Everyone connected with 'Towie'
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
JLS, they're bloody everywhere.
Josie Gibson, she's so annoying
Keith Lemon, needs no explanation
Justin Lee Collins - although he seems to be doing a good job of de-celebretising himself recently
Everyone connected with 'Towie'
well,
i think youve won
Feckin Kerry Katona....
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by sprout:
What's so better? one person's bedroom's the same as another innit?
i think not!
i shared a flat with a relative who was a part time model and an air hostess-what a nightmare she was!
she was a slovenly git. make up and clothes everywhere
however
my room was tidy
when she got back from flying to and from wherever, she used to try and get into my room cos hers was a pigsty
we didnt last long sharing
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
probably most ex BB slebs who think theyre the bees bollox and you have to look at them with awe and admiration if they walk into the same pub youre in
oh
and katie 'look at my t*ts, read my books i didnt write,im more orange than you are,ive got my own show nobody watches but me,look at my t*ts' price
and shes bringing up 'princess tsunami anthony worrall thompson' to be the same
the kid had a feature on her bedroom in a mag (i was looking in the newsagents)
i love you pirate 
Originally Posted by Aimee:
i love you pirate
then we shall waltz in my new van
its bigger and better than the old one
Obviously The Ant n Dec.
Peter Andre
anyone off the x factor....wand erection for starters,
peter andre
kerreh
biffa curl
towie - can't name names as i refuse to watch
past bb hm's
x factor rejects
ex mps who pop up on entertainment progs
models - they are clothes horses not celebs/experts etc
wags - their oh are sportsmen not celebs
anyone who has no talent/gift other than getting their name in papers ect
Yeah Neil and Christine Hamilton - gone! Come the revolution yada yada..
Jordan. Victoria and David Beckham.
And, finally an odd one, John Deacon cos I don't think he ever wanted to be famous, i think he just liked playing music. I'd leave him all his dosh though (all the afore mentioned oxygen parasites would be living in a sink estate somewhere, I can't think where though because I wouldn't wish them on anyone else).
Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Cole, The Katona, The Price, The Andre, Keith Lemon, Jonathon Ross, Russell Brand, Kate Moss, 95% of today's zelebs. I'll be back when I've had a better think on this.
Jordan (the walking air bags, not the country), Jedward, Beiber, Christine Bleakley, Peaches Geldof, Ricky Gervais, Shrek and Fiona Rooney, Cheryl Cole.....I could go on....will leave it there for now!!!
Tim Lovejoy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack Osbourne, all T4 presenters, Alex Chung, Cheryl Cole again forever on this list.
Russell Brand..........just coz......
keith lemon and lisa maxwell grind my gears
Originally Posted by Baz:
Dozens of them.... including Jordan, Kerry Katona, and Russell Brand
Baz, heard you were poorly yesterday. Good to see you back on tonight 
I must be weird ... I don't care about celebrities I don't watch them, don't read about them. I just don't care about them - they don't figure with me.