I came charging out of work to catch my bus and knocked David Cassidy flat on his face
That's a good one
I came charging out of work to catch my bus and knocked David Cassidy flat on his face
That's a good one
I have a small title, but it's in Germany and everybody seems to dislikes the Germans, so boasting about it might not be the way to go.
I like the Germans. One of the most memorable holidays of my life was the month I spent living with a German family in Munich.
I came charging out of work to catch my bus and knocked David Cassidy flat on his face
OMG, you could have killed the hearthrob of a several nations.
I have a small title, but it's in Germany and everybody seems to dislikes the Germans, so boasting about it might not be the way to go.
Is it FÞhrer? I'd keep schtum about that one too tbh.
I have a small title, but it's in Germany and everybody seems to dislikes the Germans, so boasting about it might not be the way to go.
I like the Germans. One of the most memorable holidays of my life was the month I spent living with a German family in Munich.
I had a great holiday in Munich. Some swine kept dry-humping me on the dancefloor but apart from that it was ace.
Hang on............
Thanks PC. I lived in Bavaria for two years when I was young and experienced the Beer Festival and the snowed in stuff. I love the place much better than my own. Having said that, my growing up place is nice too.
I twice had fantastic sex with twin brothers.
jedward............
I played Golf on a computer game once.....took ages to load, with a lot of noise......Got a hole in one....true, but the facts are misty....
I twice had fantastic sex with twin brothers.
jedward............
the first stand up piss I ever took was in to the horseshoe falls, niagara. i was 3 and the gushing noise and mist compelled me to whip of my pants and diaper and do my thing between the railings.
the first stand up piss I ever took was in to the horseshoe falls, niagara. i was 3 and the gushing noise and mist compelled me to whip of my pants and diaper and do my thing between the railings.
Nature at its best!
I honeslty can't think of anything how boring am I?
As boring as me!
That'll be the same as me too!
And me. I've been racking my brain and I can't think of a single thing.
Spongebob and GJ
I twice had fantastic sex with twin brothers.
jedward............
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the first stand up piss I ever took was in to the horseshoe falls, niagara. i was 3 and the gushing noise and mist compelled me to whip of my pants and diaper and do my thing between the railings.
! I thought you were a gurl!
I honeslty can't think of anything how boring am I?
As boring as me!
That'll be the same as me too!
And me. I've been racking my brain and I can't think of a single thing.
Me either, or anything I think of I then decide aren't interesting enough to post lol
When I thought of this thread I didn't mean it had to be something all . It was just something that you may have never told anyone on here because the subject didn't come up.
Although the posts in the thread are awesome!!
I still have the doll my Godmother gave me for my Christening present when I was 3 months old. She's a little black doll and her hair is like a Brillo pad after all this time.
When I thought of this thread I didn't mean it had to be something all . It was just something that you may have never told anyone on here because the subject didn't come up.
Although the posts in the thread are awesome!!
There are some good posts here
I had a crush on a new teacher, he was gorgeous.After leaving school I went out with him for a while.....he ended up teaching my kids and they were like....why
I've said this before, but I was once involved in a car crash which would have decapitated me if my boyfriend hadn't taken my body down to the deck. The damage to the car was horrific and I remember trying to talk through it with my mum after the police dropped me off after being checked out at a & e.
I've been presented to The Queen, at one of her garden parties.
I can't think of anything else.
I've been presented to The Queen, at one of her garden parties.
I can't think of anything else
Wow Yogi that's brilliant.
I've been presented to The Queen, at one of her garden parties.
I can't think of anything else
Wow Yogi that's brilliant.
Thanks Col, I've been racking my brain for days to try to remember something.
The Queen was presented to you Yogi
The Queen was presented to you Yogi
The Queen was presented to you Yogi
Too right.
The Queen was presented to you Yogi
Too right.
She didnae curtsey.
The Queen was presented to you Yogi
Too right.
She didnae curtsey.
Off with her head!
The Queen was presented to you Yogi
Too right.
She didnae curtsey.
I want to say pale yellow - but my memory isn't what it used to be.
I was wearing blue (I have photographs to remind me).
@ Slinki.
I am a qualified acupuncturist!
Do you practice Kimota?
Unfortunately not professionally. I do a bit on my self and family. I tried to make a living at it but it didn't work out. Still, I am enjoying my current career!
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