Philistine!

It's vintage and original!   ....some people can't take a compliment!  

I will accept it graciously and dashes off to ebay  

Checks the wiring  

nite Hoochie  

 Night Dame!

Ohhh yeiiiis, im parched, get the kettle on wooooman!

 coming right up Gypsie!

  Hope you can fit your telly into your caravan

Bribery! 

 That's a turn up from the woman who taught me all I know on the subject rosie!

 Sit down and make yourself comfy ..... one lump or two?

Hi Hoochie  I Might take  a telly + a chicken or two - but only under duress 

I must say you always stay loyal to your chosen HM !!! 

Rosie - It's the ☺☺☺☺- they're back!   ...and they have a message!

 Here just put this on and you'll never want to leave

 lol

Noooooo... you get away from me Hoochie! After an intervention  by friends and family I was finally deprogrammed...

... at least until BB12 starts 

of course it will fit hoochie, have you seen the size of my caravan

milk, no sugar *takes shoes off and wiggles toes*

 Now ladies - here's your tea ........ are you sitting comfortably?

its got a funny taste to it

 it's a special blend ...... drink up!  it grows on you!

Run Gypsie while you still can...

Y'know Hoochie was thrown out of the Scientologists for mind bending them  

Its okay nosey, im onto her games, ive hexed the auld bissum shes now feeding us her best single malt, none the wiser.

TOP UP HERE PLEASE HOOCHIE !!!!!

 it takes more than a gypsie hex to get your hands on the contents of MY bar!

 I see I may need to look for a stronger brew for you guys!

 How can anyone resist?

Lucien has definately followed his ex's advice.Have a showmance that results in you getting used and humiliated on national television and the votes will pile in,it worked for Sophie Reade when Chris did that to her.

 I think it's his lovely smiley eyes erin

 Have a telly...... make yourself comfy and I'll get you a cuppa!

ooo erin - welcome