It's not even a limerick

 Sid Owen would say it was.

I already knew that 

How did they manage to sign Sid Owen up?  

What do you want? A Chufty Badge?

I'll pop down the Chufty Badge shop and get you an oversized one 

RICKY !!!!!!

It was a "tufty" badge in my day

Yeah, well I wasn't around 80 years ago.

I think the trouble is that so much has been spent on securing the BB deal, the new house, that bleeding ad and the likes of the Americans Pam Anderson, Bobby Brown & Tara Reid, we are left with Amy Childs (who needs to build up her profile), Jedward (who will appear in anything before we get bored of them) and Kerry Katona (who will just appear in anything).

So, we will have the likes of Sid Owen to make up the numbers.

Alas no!

The only one who excited me was Sally Bercow, and that was probably a rumour. Mebbbees  I'm just too old for these new zelebs.

this is the one and only time i wish debbie harry had failed at the comeback tours

she might..might have signed up just for the money

doubt it though

i'll just have to watch videos

I think Debbie Harry has too much class to sign up anyway pirate.

I also think it's cos the Bill is no more because that's where all ex-EE actors used to end up   come to think of it, didn't Sid appear in The Bill before his last stint in EE 

could i have a blue peter badge instead? 

How does a CBE grab you?

We'll put you forward  

i know but..just to watch her would make the tv licesenceesese (cant spell that) worth paying lol