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I'm sure this is another famous CN windup thread ( and it seems to be working ) but have you tried hanging out with younger women? Say, 19yos. I prefer younger blokes mostly because I have a much 'younger' sense of humour than my years. I reckon a 19yo would be flattered by the attentions of a 23yo and be less worried that she's not the centre of your universe, possibly even content that she comes a bit further back than your love of football.
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Crunchy, I'm confused, is it that the available girls aren't interested in you or that you're not interested in them, or both?
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Blimey, I didn't expect this to turn into a 'give Crunchy a kick in' thread
There's nowt wrong with you Crunchy, you or any of the other lads on here without a gf.
It'll happen when it's supposed to
There's nowt wrong with you Crunchy, you or any of the other lads on here without a gf.
It'll happen when it's supposed to
Well I think that Crunchy is enjoying himself winding everyone up and watching them go.
Anyhoo! If your life revolves around football and Cheryl Cole, you're flogging a dead horse as far as most girls are concerned.
Anyhoo! If your life revolves around football and Cheryl Cole, you're flogging a dead horse as far as most girls are concerned.
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Anyhoo! If your life revolves around football and Cheryl Cole, you're flogging a dead horse as far as most girls are concerned
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Where am I going wrong?
He did ask.
Daniel why would it be a windup lol? I could surely come up with a better wind up than this
But yeah the girls I socialise with vary from 17 to say late twenties.
Veggie I'm still alive today despite me getting my head kicked in last night. Still got the bruises though.
But yeah the girls I socialise with vary from 17 to say late twenties.
Veggie I'm still alive today despite me getting my head kicked in last night. Still got the bruises though.
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Just a thought, why don't you and Danj swap particulars?
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Just a thought, why don't you and Danj swap particulars?
Good idea.
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Daniel why would it be a windup lol? I could surely come up with a better wind up than this
I know ...I've seen and laughed in the past.You have the Sacha Baron Cohen about you. Managing to get people to patronise you or be indignant or whatever and then they look really silly in the process.
I still have my suspicions that you're Bubbles. If so then it's sheer genius. I've seen people lecture Bubbles on his Stella abuse and lack of social awareness and everything
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Just a thought, why don't you and Danj swap particulars?
Nice looking but not my type. *lightbulb moment* Perhaps it's the same thing as with the women!
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Think you might be on to something there actually! Poor boy
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Bubbles *cough*
You're saying you're Bubbles?ReferenceANJ
I still have my suspicions that you're Bubbles. If so then it's sheer genius. I've seen people lecture Bubbles on his Stella abuse and lack of social awareness and everything
But those doing the lecturing are well aware that Bubbles is an alter ego anyway
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But those doing the lecturing are well aware that Bubbles is an alter ego anyway
Not on Channel4 and the initial spin-off. Obviously, it's well known now because people have been around long enough. That was the genius of it, it was almost plausible.
Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius!
I'd go with Bernard Manning, or Jim Davidson, personally.
They love/loved winding people up, but you knew they meant it.
I'd go with Bernard Manning, or Jim Davidson, personally.
They love/loved winding people up, but you knew they meant it.
Wasn't that genius, people just played along with the wind-up from the get-go.
crunchy will be in a good mood tonight, he's going to watch Jermaine Beckford, he likes him ya know
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So he likes boys then? Explains a lot!
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crunchy will be in a good mood tonight, he's going to watch Jermaine Beckford, he likes him ya know
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crunchy will be in a good mood tonight, he's going to watch Jermaine Beckford, he likes him ya know
He was out injured, thank god
population of Carlisle
females 15-19 2994
males 15-19 3095
females 20-24 2749
males plus crunchy 20-25 2599
forget the 19 year olds, the odds are against you, fill your boots in the 20-24 section crunchy.
females 15-19 2994
males 15-19 3095
females 20-24 2749
males plus crunchy 20-25 2599
forget the 19 year olds, the odds are against you, fill your boots in the 20-24 section crunchy.
I don't live there. I just support them. I'm there tonight though obviously!
Where did you get that info from by the way? Seems a bit low...
just googled it to see how many you might take to Wembley, it says the population is 100739
but once you hit 70 there will be loads of women for you, the men will probably be
but once you hit 70 there will be loads of women for you, the men will probably be
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Not on Channel4 and the initial spin-off. Obviously, it's well known now because people have been around long enough. That was the genius of it, it was almost plausible.
You'd have to be daft to think it was real and I do mean from the get go....Add Reply
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