Hark at you Daniel ....'Andy Murray' ring any bells. Now that is seriously ewwww

Crunchy, I'm sure I saw a photo of you on FB a while back (under your real name) and if the photo was of you then you seemed quite good looking so I don't know why you would describe yourself as pig ugly


For any singles in this thread, I wouldn't worry about it. Better to be on your own than to be with the wrong person for the wrong reasons.

I rather be on my own and not have to cough up a penny for some stuck up bird

And for a bonus we don't need to worry about being caught out watching porn

I intend on being single for ages and having fun doing whatever I want, when I meet the right person whats meant to be will happen.

Perhaps assuming others are as superficial as you are no?

Or watch it together

It will have been me, if it was definitely my facebook that you were on. I had some on my crunchy nuts fb for a bit too, but why do you think i took them off? Well ugly!

I cannot comment as I have not seen your photo

I'm as superficial as everyone. Everyone has a degree of superficiality in them. Anyone who says they don't is kidding themselves imo. Looks may not be everything, but they are important and they can make you feel good if you are happy with your looks.

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haha, me neither Lee, fab description btw

How is my post contradicting? I do believe that everyone is superficial to a degree, did i say all to the same degree? I read and read this but see no contradiction. I bet you care about the way you look, or maybe you don't. Just because someone doesn't want to look crap, doesn't mean they don't care about being a good person inside etc etc.











Why have you decided to judge me as this superficial couldn't give a crap about anything else but mine or other peoples looks type of person anyways? Not having a pop, just curious.

Yeah, isn't it!  

Those Mars Bar types invariably seem uglier the more you get to know them.

They really do Cosmo This might just be me, but intelligent people just get hotter

Off course I care about how I look and overall god has been kind to me in that dept(apparently) but  I have more important things to think about tbh....Looks fade with time but other more important aspects of a person don't, in fact if anything they can and often do improve as we mature....I never have and never will see others as *Objects * and thankfully have raised my sons to be off the same mindset....Most *Mars Bars* are shallow fickle and unrealistic folk insecure and in many ways are more to be pitied than laughed at really.

You still haven't answered my question about why you have me down as this type of person that you thankfully didn't raise your sons to be...

Simples.... I remember all too well some things you said on BBGf and tbh thought you may have matured and got a grip by now....After reading some posts here I find it sad that doesn't appear to be the case but there's still hope eh.

True.

Mars Bar types are ok for the 3 F scenario.  As their name suggests, they're a snack and not a main meal.  Give me a banquet any day.

Things like?

I doubt you'd really want me to go there and to be quite honest the old saying the more you stand in pooh the more it spreads is running through my head atm....Suffice to say Crunchy time to wake up and smell the coffee no?.

Thought so...





I bet you a hundred quid that your sons tell you what you want to hear. cos I'm sure they've never ever ever looked at someone and thought 'HOT HOT HOT, I so would!!'



I don't think it's me who needs to wake up and smell the coffee

Please wind your neck in Crunchy....Off course I am under no illusions my sons have never looked at a female and thought Hot hot hot as each one of them have a Hot hot hot wife/G/F difference being I know iin my heart NONE of them EVER had the attitude you did to their friend going to be a father amongst other things....Remember that eh?....Now run along get you footie PJ's on go to bed and look at your Cheryl Cole posters.

How could I forget that?!! He's my best mate. I've known him since I was 5 and know him better than anyone and to this day I still think it's absolutely disgraceful what she did. From the minute I met her I knew what she was like. I'm not psychic but I could sense what she was like as a person, which is funny considering i'm so shallow and superficial and can only see what someone is like on the outside


Don't tell me to run along, this is my thread



I do actually know a lot more than you, but you can stay and humour yourself if you want

*Claims squatters rights*....Oh dear territorial as well the list of undesirable traits is growing.

Frankly Crunchy, you've said you're 'Pig Ugly' - and perhaps you are (I've no idea btw).  Then you said the girls you like are taken.  Not a lot you can do about either of those points apart from scrubbing up as well as you can, trying a bit of charm, and waiting til a pretty girl becomes available.

Then: "It's not that i really really want a girlfriend or anything like that"
So really, you have no problem because you don't really want one...?

Then there was the Cheryl/McFly dispute.  I'd put that down to personal choice - you don't like her choice, she doesn't like yours.  End of romance. Sorted.

Then you said you wouldn't go out with a girl if you thought she was only "alright".  Fair enough.  Perhaps that's the how the single girls feel too?


So, as far as I can see, you've had one girlfriend, currently don't fancy any of the girls who are available, although you can appreciate a HOT girl like any red blooded male,  and are not really bothered about having a girlfriend right now anyway. 

Remind me, what was the original question?

Seriously though Lee, I seem to remember when I used to actually get on with you on BBGF (I think it was you anyways), but now all of a sudden today I find out that you have me down as the son of the devil and scum of the earth. I get the impression that if people aren't holier than thou (or at least tell you that they are) then they are dog wank. I'd love to know what you'd have thought of me if I'd started a thread saying I'm 23 and have had 50 girlfriends, I just use 'em then dump 'em.

I should have worded that bit differently. I'm not so much unhappy being single, but I'd like to actually meet someone, but it just doesn't happen and I don't feel that it's likely to happen again. I just don't meet any girls that have that 'X Factor' that something about them that makes me want to be with them all the time.



We didn't break up because of Cheryl Cole and a McFly posters ffs but i did give that impression lmao

TBH Crunchy as I remember it you and I had a difference of opinion about your attitude to females on BBGF and as I said I did, *Hope*, you may have matured somewhat as we are all supposed to do yet from what I can see sadly that hasn't happened....Perhaps it's time to face the fact Cole is nothing more than a dream.an unattainable dream for that matter as are the hopes of being a premier league footballer like her husband....Instead of spending your time on the net get out there son and taste real life

Perhaps you're not going to the places where the better girls are?
Have you got a girl 'mate' who can steer you in the right direction or at least give you a few pointers?

What about hanging around with a mate who's a babe magnet.  You'd could nick a few of his moves.

Lee, my time on the net is my only time of getting away from all that. My other time is spent at work (online or talking about football), playing football (wishing I was David Beckham), or out with mates arguing about who is the hottest in The Saturdays and Girls Aloud

It's not as if I'm on here much anyhow. It's just that when I am it's like post post post post post post post none stop (not spam).

 23 Crunchy time to start thinking serious things son....TBH this is one of the reasons I hate football so much so many lads wasting so much time aspiring to be the next Beckham and young girls nowdays aspiring to be a WAG..go on be brave .Facts are facts kid at 23 you'd have made it by now so stop chasing darn dreams and as I said be brave get out there and live.

talking about football
playing football
arguing about who is the hottest in The Saturdays and Girls Aloud

Young man, I think you'll find that the above shows that you need to expand your horizons.  Or failing that, loiter around the queue for the next X Factor auditions.

All my mates I hang around with are students. There are loads of hot girls but like I say, for the last 3 years I haven't found 1 that I think is girlfriend material. Maybe the person further up the thread hit the nail on the head when they said I'm too fussy, maybe i am. I did take a long time to get over breaking up with ex, I even got her back for a brief spell but it didn't work out second time round. I also think the way things ended with my ex has kind of put me off a bit and made me very wary just incase it all ends in tears again. I cannot go through that again.

But like I say I'm quite happy with my life, I love my football, I love my mates (well some of them) and I like the freedom of being single, but I don't want this forever and I do want to meet someone, but just cannot see it happening unfortunately.

Lee, when I say I wish I was David Beckham when I play football, I don't actually think I may become a professional footballer. I accepted that when I was 18 and got turned down. But it's still nice to go out on the pitch and dream of being in Old Trafford.

This is so gonna be one of those cringe threads that I'll look back on in about a months time and think why why why why WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I know it!!

No Crunch time to change your perspective.... Premier league/Golden Balls you ain't and really be thankful for that....No go on out you go make the most of what you got change your attitude to females and hope for the best.

You are only 23 crunchy nuts.
You have plenty of time to meet the right one for you.
You are just like most guys your age and when you meet the right one you will know it.
I don't see anything wrong with a young lad socialising and playing or watching sports with their mates while discussing good looking females.
All young guys do the same.

Well I'm not thankful lol. I'd absolutely kill for his life and his wealth!
Who wouldn't? apart from you

That's what I thought. I knew we weren't a bunch of weirdo's

I agree with Briskets post