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Children are there to be embarrassed!!

 

I have 'accidentally' changed my eldest boys' FB pic to nekkid baby ones/bad haircut/gappy smile photos on a regular basis 

 

Mind you...I am seeking revenge for the time we were in the Disney Store and he was about 3...he said he had an itch so i told him to 'scratch it then'...so he pulled down his trousers and pants and gave his manbits a good raking in front of everyone 

MrsB
Originally Posted by MrsB:

Children are there to be embarrassed!!

 

I have 'accidentally' changed my eldest boys' FB pic to nekkid baby ones/bad haircut/gappy smile photos on a regular basis 

 

Mind you...I am seeking revenge for the time we were in the Disney Store and he was about 3...he said he had an itch so i told him to 'scratch it then'...so he pulled down his trousers and pants and gave his manbits a good raking in front of everyone 

  See, it's stuff like this 

FM
Originally Posted by MrsB:

 

Mind you...I am seeking revenge for the time we were in the Disney Store and he was about 3...he said he had an itch so i told him to 'scratch it then'...so he pulled down his trousers and pants and gave his manbits a good raking in front of everyone 

Ohhh, that reminds me of the time the nursery teacher needed to 'talk to me'. Apparently the boy had been in the nursery garden on a ride-on toy, he had needed a wee so, keeping one foot on the toy he pulled down his trousers, twisted his body and piddled in the bushes.

 

When I asked him why he'd done it he said he didn't want someone to take the toy.

 

I was quite proud of him

Rexi
Originally Posted by Rexi:
 

Ohhh, that reminds me of the time the nursery teacher needed to 'talk to me'. Apparently the boy had been in the nursery garden on a ride-on toy, he had needed a wee so, keeping one foot on the toy he pulled down his trousers, twisted his body and piddled in the bushes.

 

When I asked him why he'd done it he said he didn't want someone to take the toy.

 

I was quite proud of him

 

And rightly so!!!!

MrsB
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by MrsB:

 

Mind you...I am seeking revenge for the time we were in the Disney Store and he was about 3...he said he had an itch so i told him to 'scratch it then'...so he pulled down his trousers and pants and gave his manbits a good raking in front of everyone 

Ohhh, that reminds me of the time the nursery teacher needed to 'talk to me'. Apparently the boy had been in the nursery garden on a ride-on toy, he had needed a wee so, keeping one foot on the toy he pulled down his trousers, twisted his body and piddled in the bushes.

 

When I asked him why he'd done it he said he didn't want someone to take the toy.

 

I was quite proud of him

Thinking outside the box   

FM
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by erinp:

My friends little girl asked what a Penis was and she told her its another word for a nose.It was days later and they were on the train and this man came on with a very large nose,her daughter said loudly"Mummy look at the size of that mans penis".

That will teach her to lie 

Did she look for a hole to crawl into 

FM
Originally Posted by MrsB:

There is a dwarf lady who lives near us and we saw her in Tescos....Matthew who is affectionately known as 'Shortarse' in our house suddenly shouts out....'I wish that lady lived with us then I wouldn't be the shortest arse in our house'.....never a hole in the ground when you want one, is there??

Oh gawd! 

FM
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by MrsB:

There is a dwarf lady who lives near us and we saw her in Tescos....Matthew who is affectionately known as 'Shortarse' in our house suddenly shouts out....'I wish that lady lived with us then I wouldn't be the shortest arse in our house'.....never a hole in the ground when you want one, is there??

Oh gawd! 

 

he's full of gems like that!!

 

On the way back home from SILs wedding in Market Harborough a couple of years ago, we had the sat nav on and it said 'Turn left and turn left again' (or summat like that!) to which Matthew replied 'If we turn left and turn left again, we'll be in the middle of the f***ing field'....he was sitting next to my Ma-in-Law....luckily she laughed....I nearly crashed!!!

MrsB
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by MrsB:

There is a dwarf lady who lives near us and we saw her in Tescos....Matthew who is affectionately known as 'Shortarse' in our house suddenly shouts out....'I wish that lady lived with us then I wouldn't be the shortest arse in our house'.....never a hole in the ground when you want one, is there??

Oh gawd! 

 

he's full of gems like that!!

 

On the way back home from SILs wedding in Market Harborough a couple of years ago, we had the sat nav on and it said 'Turn left and turn left again' (or summat like that!) to which Matthew replied 'If we turn left and turn left again, we'll be in the middle of the f***ing field'....he was sitting next to my Ma-in-Law....luckily she laughed....I nearly crashed!!!

I'm leaning back in my chair and actually snorting   

FM

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