Poolshark... I can't really understand what it is you've done

Baz, you can or you CAN'T understand?  Cuz I can't understand, and if you can, that maybe you can explain.

LOL...... whoops....  *goes to edit  the can to can't*

Probs....

Keep lying.

And smile.

I get what you are saying Poolshark, I guess you will have to come clean if  you want to go ahead applying for the job you want

or what velvet donkey says

i don't understand a word of that poolie 

No. next. don't call us we'll call you.

I think there is a lot of that lately 

my word but you change jobs more often then I change the bed clothes.

lol 

 I know, huh?

Poolie  I guess everyone embellishes their CV's I just hope this job that you've applied for doesn't require that you spell correctly (actually I doubt it - it's a dying art)....................................sorry but - it was a bit bad in your OP wasn't it?

I kinda thought that too Moonbeams 

Hard to tell with that summary

Am I right in thinking that you've got an assessment/application for a job but they want to see your last P60 for the last tax year 6/4/2010 to 5/4/2011.  But you had two jobs at the end of the tax year, so got two P60s and the P60 you gave them was the P60 from the job you're embarrassed about?

If that's the case then I don't think you've necessarily screwed up the application, I'd assume the P60 would just go to accounts/payroll for cursory checks and I'd guess there's a good chance you'll get away with it.

I'm from the same place as him and i still don't understand him 

Drunken postings again? Shhhhhh 

 Welllll, it is Friday